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You sank my...alien.... Battleship!?

tecnowraith

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Here is the new trailer for Battleship based on Hasbro's boardgame:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YatZXieJsL4]Battleship - Official Trailer #2 (HD) - YouTube[/ame]
 
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Movie looks ABSOLUTELY AWESOME!!! Doesn't it?

I have NO idea what it how it really has to do with anything in relation to the original Battleship game...at all...except it has a ship in it.
 

Well, I got a laugh out of the trailer.

I'm more curious on how the the Monopoly movie will pan out since Ridley Scott is still attached IIRC. I'm guessing...

*Near future setting with the economy in tatters.
*The internet is controlled by either a Rampant AI or a confederation of super-hackers, making electronic banking no more.
*Everything is for sale; buildings, businesses, countries... but the purchases have to be done in person and with cash since no one is going to extend credit.
*Megacorp representatives, identities concealed by aliases, such as Thimble and Shoe, race around the world in a mad race to buy everything.
*The Rampant AI / Hacker Confederacy has a sense of humor, often interfering with the megacorp representatives, setting up 'rules' for their game under the alias "Uncle Pennybags".



Ridley Scott's 'Monopoly' Movie Hires Writers (Exclusive) - Hollywood Reporter
 

Meh. I'm really burned out on the visuals craze going on these days.

Aliens and Pearl Harbour?

I mean, that doesn't even look like a movie. That looks like a demo for a special effects company.

Aliens and Pearl Harbour? Seriously?

And as far as the game is concerned, it's older than both world wars. They could have made up any sort of plot at all. And what did they use?

Aliens and Pearl Harbour. Good grief.

Actually, that would have been a better title for the movie. More viewers too.
 

It's like they heard that Micheal Bay wasn't gonna make a Transformers 4 and they thought to themselves:
"For real? But we still have so many ideas of alien robots fighting the US military. Let's make a similar movie. We could use exactly the same sound effects and cinematography for this one that we used in Transformers."

I'll still watch it though. In the Netherlands you can get a card that costs € 19 a month and you can go the an unlimited amount of movies. So I might as well go to this one. Eh, maybe Rihanna loses her clothes during a fight with a robot.
 

Battleships the movie?

I'd have gone with an alien force kidnaps a small flotilla from the midst of the second world war but it consists of both allies and enemies who are initially intent on killing each other until their kidnapper announces that they have been selected to fight against another fleet this one from an alien race with the homeworld of their opponent up for grabs!

The allies would still fight each other but an alliance between the two enemies leave them no choice but to face off against a technologically advanced foe with whatever means they have and for this I see the japanese finally use their kamikaze attacks to weaken the enemy who have no idea such a tactic exists and a mixed force forcibly boards the enemy battleship and succeeds in winning the battle but when the surviving allied ships return the entire situation is covered up so that the Japanese never realise how they helped save the world and the "allies" begin work on reverse engineering the tech retrieved from their surviving ships...however as a closing sequence we find the heroes who forcibly boarded the alien battleship have survived but were left stranded as they remain on the alien world where we learn the reason the aliens were actually fighting was to flee their homeworld thats being threatened by an nasty alien invader and the heroes find themselves having to protect themselves and their former adversaries against this new foe...

Good enough for a sequel wouldn't you say?
 

I'd have gone with an alien force kidnaps a small flotilla from the midst of the second world war but it consists of both allies and enemies who are initially intent on killing each other until their kidnapper announces that they have been selected to fight against another fleet this one from an alien race with the homeworld of their opponent up for grabs!

The allies would still fight each other but an alliance between the two enemies leave them no choice but to face off against a technologically advanced foe with whatever means they have and for this I see the japanese finally use their kamikaze attacks to weaken the enemy who have no idea such a tactic exists and a mixed force forcibly boards the enemy battleship and succeeds in winning the battle but when the surviving allied ships return the entire situation is covered up so that the Japanese never realise how they helped save the world and the "allies" begin work on reverse engineering the tech retrieved from their surviving ships...however as a closing sequence we find the heroes who forcibly boarded the alien battleship have survived but were left stranded as they remain on the alien world where we learn the reason the aliens were actually fighting was to flee their homeworld thats being threatened by an nasty alien invader and the heroes find themselves having to protect themselves and their former adversaries against this new foe...

Good enough for a sequel wouldn't you say?

Are you in the business of giving Michael Bay ideas?

[Michael Bay] "You know, I've always wanted to make a Pearl Harbor 2 but I also want to continue the Transformers franch...mother of god." [Michael Bay]
 

Hmm...

Are you in the business of giving Michael Bay ideas?

[Michael Bay] "You know, I've always wanted to make a Pearl Harbor 2 but I also want to continue the Transformers franch...mother of god." [Michael Bay]

Well as long as its a good idea but why do I get a sudden bad feeling about that?

Can anyone turn this into an actual good idea?
 

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