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Your Pizza Order

What are your three favorite pizza toppings?

  • Anchovies

    Votes: 6 11.1%
  • Apples

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Artichoke hearts

    Votes: 1 1.9%
  • Asparagus

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Bacon

    Votes: 9 16.7%
  • Bamboo shoots

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Banana peppers

    Votes: 1 1.9%
  • Basil

    Votes: 3 5.6%
  • Bell pepper

    Votes: 5 9.3%
  • Butternut squash

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Canadian bacon

    Votes: 4 7.4%
  • Capers

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Cauliflower

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Chicken

    Votes: 5 9.3%
  • Chili oil/chili crisp

    Votes: 1 1.9%
  • Chutney

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Clams

    Votes: 1 1.9%
  • Eggplant

    Votes: 1 1.9%
  • Garlic

    Votes: 4 7.4%
  • Ground beef

    Votes: 3 5.6%
  • Ham

    Votes: 4 7.4%
  • Hazelnuts

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Hearts of palm

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Jalapenos

    Votes: 8 14.8%
  • Lobster

    Votes: 1 1.9%
  • Olives, black

    Votes: 3 5.6%
  • Olives, green

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Olives, kalamata

    Votes: 1 1.9%
  • Olive oil

    Votes: 1 1.9%
  • Onion, green (scallions)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Onion, raw

    Votes: 10 18.5%
  • Onion, pickled

    Votes: 1 1.9%
  • Mayonnaise

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Meatballs

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Mushrooms

    Votes: 20 37.0%
  • Pepperoni

    Votes: 21 38.9%
  • Pepperocinis

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Pineapple

    Votes: 14 25.9%
  • Pine nuts

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Potato

    Votes: 2 3.7%
  • Sausage

    Votes: 14 25.9%
  • Shrimp

    Votes: 4 7.4%
  • Smoked oysters

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Spinach

    Votes: 1 1.9%
  • Tomatoes, fresh

    Votes: 2 3.7%
  • Tomatoes, sun-dried

    Votes: 1 1.9%
  • Zucchini

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Ketchup

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Tuna

    Votes: 1 1.9%
  • Sriracha

    Votes: 1 1.9%

  • Total voters
    54

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billd91

Hobbit on Quest (he/him)
My favorite pizza is the "Border to Border": Canadian cacon and Jalapeno peppers. If I'm pressed to pick a third topping, I'll go with roasted garlic. I like a thin crust, and I like to dust it with plenty of parmesan and chili flake.
The Border to Border at Glass Nickel Pizza also has pineapple for the Pacific “border”.
 

Umbran

Mod Squad
Staff member
The Solution: You pass a sheet of paper around the table, and ask everyone to list their three favorite toppings. The three that get the most votes will be ordered!

There's a wide variety of toppings I fine perfectly enjoyable. There's a small number of toppings that I find kinda revolting. I don't care much what is on it, so long as it isn't on the small list.
 



schneeland

Explorer
There is a huge number of things on this list that I definitely don't want on my pizza ;)

Top 3 would probably be something like:
1) Parma ham (and rucola)
2) Salami
3) Tuna
 

Blackrat

He Who Lurks Beyond The Veil
I order one specific pizza every time I order pizza. It will have double serving of salami, which is pretty much the same thing as pepperoni, and sliced bell peppers. That’s it. No third topping.
 


I voted for potatoes (along with anchovies and mushrooms), but only in the context of what's known locally as a "pierogie pizza." So good, though it certainly is a caloric bomb.
 

Snarf Zagyg

Notorious Liquefactionist
I'd be remiss if I didn't link to this-


That's right, race ancestry as pizza toppings. In fairness, it was 2020.
 

CleverNickName

Limit Break Dancing
Not a single vote for meatballs? That's surprising; it's one of the most popular toppings in my gaming group. I guess it's nobody's first, second, or third choice.

If we placed our hypothetical pizza order right now with 37 votes, our meat pizza would be Pepperoni (17 votes), Mushroom (12 votes), and Sausage (10 votes). Our vegetarian pizza would be Mushroom (12), Pineapple (7), and we'd flip a coin to decide between Onion and Jalapenos (6 each). Pretty standard.
 

Snarf Zagyg

Notorious Liquefactionist
Not a single vote for meatballs? That's surprising; it's one of the most popular toppings in my gaming group. I guess it's nobody's first, second, or third choice.

If we placed our hypothetical pizza order right now with 37 votes, our meat pizza would be Pepperoni (17 votes), Mushroom (12 votes), and Sausage (10 votes). Our vegetarian pizza would be Mushroom (12), Pineapple (7), and we'd flip a coin to decide between Onion and Jalapenos (6 each). Pretty standard.

Your meat pizza would be mushrooms? Y'all got some STRANGE carnivores.
 
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CleverNickName

Limit Break Dancing
You meat pizza would be mushrooms? Y'all got some STRANGE carnivores.
I meant that the meat pizza isn't restricted to dietary preferences...it can have meat and veggies on it and still be edible to carnivores.

I didn't put together a list for kosher, halal, vegan, gluten-free, etc pizzas because I wasn't sure how far down the rabbit hole I could go with this gag and have it still be funny. But it would be interesting to see.
 

CleverNickName

Limit Break Dancing
There's a wide variety of toppings I fine perfectly enjoyable. There's a small number of toppings that I find kinda revolting. I don't care much what is on it, so long as it isn't on the small list.
This is the way.

In an alternate universe, someone named SagaciousAlias has just created a poll asking people to vote for their three least favorite pizza toppings...
 

Snarf Zagyg

Notorious Liquefactionist
I meant that the meat pizza isn't restricted to dietary preferences...it can have meat and veggies on it and still be edible to carnivores.

I didn't put together a list for kosher, halal, vegan, gluten-free, etc pizzas because I wasn't sure how far down the rabbit hole I could go with this gag and have it still be funny. But it would be interesting to see.

1. For a real carnivore, the definition of a "veggie" is the scallop that is wrapped in bacon.

Wait, no. That's for poser vegan carnivores. Real carnivores eat bacon wrapped in bacon.

2. The idea of a gluten-free pizza is similar to the idea of a fun-free theme park; I can understand the concept in theory, but ... why? WHY?!?!
 

aco175

Legend
Meat, Meat, Meat.

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In my case, because I have no choice, unless I want to be sick. Don't get me wrong, I'd rather have the real thing. Though thankfully, I can eat sourdough pizza crusts with no problem (the enzymes in sourdough make it tolerable for some with gluten sensitivities).

One of the best pizzas I ever had before I developed my current issues was a gorgonzola and arugula pizza in Rome. Unbelievably good!

2. The idea of a gluten-free pizza is similar to the idea of a fun-free theme park; I can understand the concept in theory, but ... why? WHY?!?!
 

Snarf Zagyg

Notorious Liquefactionist
In my case, because I have no choice, unless I want to be sick. Don't get me wrong, I'd rather have the real thing. Though thankfully, I can eat sourdough pizza crusts with no problem (the enzymes in sourdough make it tolerable for some with gluten sensitivities).

One of the best pizzas I ever had before I developed my current issues was a gorgonzola and arugula pizza in Rome. Unbelievably good!

As long as it's not some Keto/Paleo/Atkins nonsense.

Look, if you are cursed by medical condition to not be able to enjoy sweet, sweet donuts, I can sympathize.

As the old saying goes-

"How do you know if someone is on keto?"
"Oh, don't worry. They'll tell you."
 


DammitVictor

Druid of the Invisible Hand
Heh. Surprisingly, nobody complaining about pineapples... but one of our top results is an absolute dealbreaker. Which is why it's impossible to buy one pizza for more than three people, I suppose.
 

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