Your Pizza Order

What are your three favorite pizza toppings?

  • Anchovies

    Votes: 8 7.9%
  • Apples

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Artichoke hearts

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • Asparagus

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Bacon

    Votes: 14 13.9%
  • Bamboo shoots

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Banana peppers

    Votes: 2 2.0%
  • Basil

    Votes: 7 6.9%
  • Bell pepper

    Votes: 7 6.9%
  • Butternut squash

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Canadian bacon

    Votes: 8 7.9%
  • Capers

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Cauliflower

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Chicken

    Votes: 9 8.9%
  • Chili oil/chili crisp

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • Chutney

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Clams

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • Eggplant

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • Garlic

    Votes: 8 7.9%
  • Ground beef

    Votes: 4 4.0%
  • Ham

    Votes: 10 9.9%
  • Hazelnuts

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Hearts of palm

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Jalapenos

    Votes: 12 11.9%
  • Lobster

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • Olives, black

    Votes: 12 11.9%
  • Olives, green

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • Olives, kalamata

    Votes: 2 2.0%
  • Olive oil

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • Onion, green (scallions)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Onion, raw

    Votes: 19 18.8%
  • Onion, pickled

    Votes: 2 2.0%
  • Mayonnaise

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Meatballs

    Votes: 4 4.0%
  • Mushrooms

    Votes: 35 34.7%
  • Pepperoni

    Votes: 42 41.6%
  • Pepperocinis

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • Pineapple

    Votes: 27 26.7%
  • Pine nuts

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Potato

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • Sausage

    Votes: 27 26.7%
  • Shrimp

    Votes: 4 4.0%
  • Smoked oysters

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Spinach

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • Tomatoes, fresh

    Votes: 2 2.0%
  • Tomatoes, sun-dried

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • Zucchini

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Ketchup

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Tuna

    Votes: 2 2.0%
  • Sriracha

    Votes: 1 1.0%

Gradine

Final Form (they/them)
Depends on the circumstance and how I'm feeling:

I want a red sauce pizza: What the patented "we piled a ton of meat on this", though jalapenos and black olives are also appreciated.
I want a white sauce pizza: Chicken, bacon, garlic. Classic.
I'm building my own pizza: Anchovies, Artichokes, and Kimchi (conspicuously missing from your list!). Maybe some scallions and sriracha if I'm feeling frisky

One of my local joints though has a white sauce pizza with shrimp and sriracha and it is the greatest thing ever.



Death before mushrooms
 

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Snarf Zagyg

Notorious Liquefactionist
Heh. Surprisingly, nobody complaining about pineapples... but one of our top results is an absolute dealbreaker. Which is why it's impossible to buy one pizza for more than three people, I suppose.

It's funny, because pizza is the shareable food. And yet, you're right. More often than not, when you have three or more people, you just end up either ordering a bunch of pizzas, or have to default to cheese.

Look at the top vote getters so far (six or more votes):
Anchovies (6)
Bacon (7)
Jalapenos (7)
Raw Onions (7)
Mushrooms (15)
Pepperoni (19)
Pineapple (8)
Sausage (11)

Of those, I personally know people who would consider any given one of those a deal-breaker.

And if you put them all together on one pizza, and maybe replace the marinara with ketchup, you'd have a New Zealand Special!
 
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J.Quondam

CR 1/8
Only because someone upthread complained that no one was complaining about it, I'll go record and state, unequivocally, that pineapple on pizza is an abomination.
Seriously, ...
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CleverNickName

Limit Break Dancing
Heh. Surprisingly, nobody complaining about pineapples... but one of our top results is an absolute dealbreaker. Which is why it's impossible to buy one pizza for more than three people, I suppose.
The problem I've noticed with ordering a pizza for more than one person isn't the toppings, it's stubbornness. There will always be that guy, the person at the table who will absolutely refuse to compromise at all, to anyone, regarding pizza toppings. In that guy's mind, he has decided long ago that a pizza should not, cannot, and will not, ever, under any circumstances, have any pineapple on it because pineapples do not belong on pizza and you will either agree with him and accept that fact, or nobody will be allowed to eat pizza in his presence.

And the more people you have involved in the decision-making process, the greater your chances of involving that guy.

(Sorry. Do I sound bitter? I might be a little bitter.)
 
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CleverNickName

Limit Break Dancing
The nice thing about being that guy is that that guy, more often than not, gets his own pizza all to himself.
Which, ultimately, is the whole point to being that guy. ;)
He also tends to get to eat it at home, alone, where he won't be bothered by other people who might like pineapples on pizza and tabletop roleplaying games.
 


Snarf Zagyg

Notorious Liquefactionist
The problem I've noticed with ordering a pizza for more than one person isn't the toppings, it's stubbornness. There will always that guy, the person at the table who will absolutely refuse to compromise at all, to anyone, regarding pizza toppings. In that guy's mind, he has decided long ago that a pizza should not, cannot, and will not, ever, under any circumstances, have any pineapple on it because pineapples do not belong on pizza and you will either agree with him and accept that fact, or nobody will be allowed to eat pizza in his presence.

And the more people you have involved in the decision-making process, the greater your chances of involving that guy.

(Sorry. Do I sound bitter? I might be a little bitter.)

Ugh. I hate that guy.

On the one hand, I have always advocated that you should try new things. And compromise is awesome.

On the other hand, my faith in humanity has recently been shaken by the discovery of a post-apocalyptic wilderness known as "New Zealand" with fire and brimstone coming down from the skies, rivers and seas boiling, earthquakes, volcanoes, the dead rising from the grave .... Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria ... and ketchup and spaghetti larded on poor pizzas as an affront to all that is good and holy.
 

CleverNickName

Limit Break Dancing
To be clear, I have no problem with pineapple on pizza. It's not my favorite, but I won't let my preferences dictate what others are allowed to enjoy.

Which is a good analogy for lots of things in D&D campaigns.

And life, now that I think about it.
 


Heck no, my body just hates me.

As long as it's not some Keto/Paleo/Atkins nonsense.

Look, if you are cursed by medical condition to not be able to enjoy sweet, sweet donuts, I can sympathize.

As the old saying goes-

"How do you know if someone is on keto?"
"Oh, don't worry. They'll tell you."

Yum! I never would've thought about putting gorgonzola on a pizza prior, but it really is wonderful.

Oh man...a pizza with a thin sourdough crust, lightly sauced with pesto, and topped with gorgonzola cheese crumbles sounds phenomenal.
 

CleverNickName

Limit Break Dancing
So far with 43 votes:

The Popular Kids (10% or more of the votes):
Anchovies
Bacon
Jalapenos
Mushrooms
Onion (raw)
Pepperoni
Pinepple
Sausage

The Last Ones Picked In Gym Class (just one single vote)
Artichoke hearts
Banana peppers
Basil
Eggplant
Lobster
Olives, black
Olives, kalamata
Olive oil
Onions, pickled
Spinach
Tuna

The Shame Basement (no votes at all):
Apples
Asparagus
Bamboo shoots
Butternut squash
Chili oil/chili crisp
Chutney
Clams
Hazelnuts
Hearts of palm
Ketchup
Olives, green
Mayonnaise
Meatballs (seriously!?)
Pepperocinis
Smoked oysters
Sriracha
Sun-dried tomatoes
Zucchini
 

Ryujin

Legend
As long as it's not some Keto/Paleo/Atkins nonsense.

Look, if you are cursed by medical condition to not be able to enjoy sweet, sweet donuts, I can sympathize.

As the old saying goes-

"How do you know if someone is on keto?"
"Oh, don't worry. They'll tell you."
Having been recently diagnosed as diabetic if I still want pizza, then it's either Keto or gluten free (usually cauliflower) crust ;)
 

Snarf Zagyg

Notorious Liquefactionist
The Shame Basement (no votes at all):
Apples
Asparagus
Bamboo shoots
Butternut squash
Chili oil/chili crisp
Chutney
Clams
Hazelnuts
Hearts of palm
Ketchup
Olives, green
Mayonnaise
Meatballs (seriously!?)
Pepperocinis
Smoked oysters
Sriracha
Sun-dried tomatoes
Zucchini

Ketchup doesn't belong in the shame basement.

No, it should be in its own category. It's more like the shame cone that dogs have to wear so that they don't lick themselves.

Wait, no, that's not strong enough.


Ketchup on pizza?

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Zardnaar

Legend
The spaghetti pizza is an older model.

Dominos.


Pizza Hut

And Hell's Pizza an NZ franchise.


Locally several premium place some of which do wood fired pizzas.

An old pizza place got bought out by a kebab place and they do halal pizzas with middle eastern type toppings. So you can get a donor kebab and pizza same place.

Pizza Hut vs Dominos.

Pizza hut does the better pizzas when comparing similar pizzas. Dominos does the better sides with more unique flavours we like eg Mr Wedge or Cheeseburger.

The kicker is the cheesy garlic scrolls Dominos do. So decadent.Cheap pizza starts at $3.50 usd upper limit I have seen is $35 usd.
 

DammitVictor

Druid of the Invisible Hand
Ketchup on pizza?

Judging by what adding a little bit-- one part to three or four-- of banana ketchup does to any other tomato-based sauce, I'm imagining that putting a little banana ketchup in the sauce would make a regular pizza amazing.

EDIT: I would vote for several of the "shame basement" toppings. Just not before the top three I voted for, and the top four or five that I'd have voted for after those. Hell, your list didn't even include sliced bananas, and I've been curious about the Swedish banana curry. (There's a pizza joint in Laramie that does a Carribbean Jerk pizza with bananas on it, that I do not care for at all, but the bananas weren't the problem.)
 

DammitVictor

Druid of the Invisible Hand
The problem I've noticed with ordering a pizza for more than one person isn't the toppings, it's stubbornness. There will always be that guy, the person at the table who will absolutely refuse to compromise at all, to anyone, regarding pizza toppings.

You know, I can live without my favorite toppings, but if I tell you that a topping is a dealbreaker and you only order pizzas with those toppings on them-- you are telling me to my face that you are not buying pizza for me. Might as well be saying it with a white glove.

If I can live with a pizza that doesn't have pineapples on it, or meats I don't like-- or no meat at all! or no vegetables!-- then other people can live without their gross canned mushrooms for one night. I am not going to pick them off of the pizza you ruined; you either leave them off the order, or you can pick them off your grave.

edit: And if we're getting multiple pies-- other people can have whatever they want on pizzas they don't expect me to eat, but if you can't order a single, solitary pizza that doesn't have mushrooms or olives on it, you're doing it on purpose.

I have spent more than one night watching everyone else eat because they forgot or ignored that I can not or will not eat certain foods. I'm diabetic, so I have to carry a bottle of glucose tablets anyway.
 
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Ulfgeir

Hero
Must say there were some weird toppings. There are a few that I will not eat.

Will not eat at all:
Anchovis. I gladly eat pickled herring in small pieces (but it would not belong on a pizza)

Does not belong on pizza:
Tuna. It stinks horrible when cooked. I will gladly eat raw tuna in sushi.

Can eat, but I really don't want to:
Bacon. I don't like the fat. Neither taste nor consistency. The meaty part is ok.


Mushrooms must be fresh ones If included. The canned ones are rubbery in textures and taste bad.
 
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