Khelon Testudo
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Your Pizza Order
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CleverNickName
Limit Break Dancing
I don't think it's controversial at all. I mean, it might be "controversial" for the 10% of people who don't like it, but everyone else either (a) likes pineapple on pizza, or (b) doesn't think it's that big of a deal and will pick it off.
Zardnaar
Legend
Or (c) will eat it but not go out if my way.
Basically if the pizza is free I'll eat the pineapple.
I like pineapple on a traditional Canadian pizza. Not too many other pies, though.
CleverNickName
Limit Break Dancing
Current standings as of Today, November 18, 2021, 15:47 PST, with 62 votes:
The Popular Kids
(More than 10% of the votes)
40.3% Mushroom
38.7% Pepperoni
27.4% Pineapple
25.8% Sausage
17.7% Raw Onion
14.5% Bacon
14.5% Jalapenos
The Last Ones Picked in Gym Class
(Only a single vote)
Artichoke Hearts
Banana Peppers
Chili Oil/Chili Crisp
Clams
Eggplant
Lobster
Olives, Kalamata
Olive Oil
Onion, Pickled
Tomatoes, Sun-Dried
Tuna
Sriracha
The Shame Basement
(Not a single vote)
Apples
Asparagus
Bamboo Shoots
Capers
Cauliflower
Chutney
Hazelnuts
Hearts of Palm
Mayonnaise
Olives, Green
Onions, Green (Scallions)
Pepperoncini
Pine Nuts
Smoked Oysters
Zucchini
Ketchup
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So if I had to pick a three-topping pizza from only The Cool Kids list, it would be Bacon, Jalapeno, and Pineapple. (An easy favorite.)
And if I had to build a three-topping pizza from The Last Ones Picked in Gym Class, it would be Sun-Dried Tomatoes, Kalamata Olives, and Artichoke Hearts. (Sounds pretty tasty, actually.)
But if I had to build a pizza in the Shame Basement, I'd probably chicken out and order a three-cheese pizza. Just kidding, just kidding, that's no fun at all. So if I really had to, I'd pick Capers, Pepperoncini, and Green Onion. Not the worst, I suppose, but kinda boring.
The Popular Kids
(More than 10% of the votes)
40.3% Mushroom
38.7% Pepperoni
27.4% Pineapple
25.8% Sausage
17.7% Raw Onion
14.5% Bacon
14.5% Jalapenos
The Last Ones Picked in Gym Class
(Only a single vote)
Artichoke Hearts
Banana Peppers
Chili Oil/Chili Crisp
Clams
Eggplant
Lobster
Olives, Kalamata
Olive Oil
Onion, Pickled
Tomatoes, Sun-Dried
Tuna
Sriracha
The Shame Basement
(Not a single vote)
Apples
Asparagus
Bamboo Shoots
Capers
Cauliflower
Chutney
Hazelnuts
Hearts of Palm
Mayonnaise
Olives, Green
Onions, Green (Scallions)
Pepperoncini
Pine Nuts
Smoked Oysters
Zucchini
Ketchup
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So if I had to pick a three-topping pizza from only The Cool Kids list, it would be Bacon, Jalapeno, and Pineapple. (An easy favorite.)
And if I had to build a three-topping pizza from The Last Ones Picked in Gym Class, it would be Sun-Dried Tomatoes, Kalamata Olives, and Artichoke Hearts. (Sounds pretty tasty, actually.)
But if I had to build a pizza in the Shame Basement, I'd probably chicken out and order a three-cheese pizza. Just kidding, just kidding, that's no fun at all. So if I really had to, I'd pick Capers, Pepperoncini, and Green Onion. Not the worst, I suppose, but kinda boring.
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Zardnaar
Legend
Mayo works well on pizzas along with sun dried tomatoes.
Pizza last night had mayo on it.
Leftover in fridge. Ham, mayo, potato wedges.
Shame Basement: smoked oysters, green onions, and cauliflower if I can’t double up on the onions.
That said, bending the rules a bit, that combo would work better with EVOO than with a traditional pizza sauce, in all probability.
That said, bending the rules a bit, that combo would work better with EVOO than with a traditional pizza sauce, in all probability.
Ralif Redhammer
Legend
CleverNickName
Limit Break Dancing
Heartily agree.
I've also had apple on a ham pizza, and it was really good. Very similar vibes as the ham & pineapple: tangy, sweet, fruity.
Ralif Redhammer
Legend
Zardnaar
Legend
It's nice on dessert pizzas.
Ralif Redhammer
Legend
Snarf Zagyg
Notorious Liquefactionist
At a certain point, why are we calling this pizza?
This is a pastry. Or a dessert. Maybe a pop tart?
"So, I've got this great idea for a pizza. It won't have tomato sauce, or bread, or cheese, and it will be sweet! But totally a pizza."
Brand extension is going too far.... I BLAME NEW ZEALAND AND THE UNHOLY MONSTROSITIES THAT THEY CLAIM ARE "PIZZA."
Barely pizza!
No. Just ... no.
STOP IT! You're not even trying anymore. You're just angering people's blood, aren't you?
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CleverNickName
Limit Break Dancing
Bringing the "sweet toppings on pizza" trend to its logical conclusion, you'll end up with an apple tart:
This isn't a problem, mind you. My brain translates both pizzas and tarts as "pie" anyway. Delicious.
This isn't a problem, mind you. My brain translates both pizzas and tarts as "pie" anyway. Delicious.
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Ralif Redhammer
Legend
The OSR and pizza have this in common at least: arguing about what qualifies and what doesn't!
At a certain point, why are we calling this pizza?
This is a pastry. Or a dessert. Maybe a pop tart?
"So, I've got this great idea for a pizza. It won't have tomato sauce, or bread, or cheese, and it will be sweet! But totally a pizza."
Brand extension is going too far.... I BLAME NEW ZEALAND AND THE UNHOLY MONSTROSITIES THAT THE CLAIM ARE "PIZZA."
'
Barely pizza!
No. Just ... no.
STOP IT! You're not even trying anymore. You're just angering people's blood, aren't you?
Snarf Zagyg
Notorious Liquefactionist
whew
I was sure you were going in a different direction with that!
The OSR and Pizza fans have one thing in common at least- properly hating New Zealand for inflicting its LSD-inspired "pizza" upon an unsuspecting world.
New Zealand- where the landscapes are gorgeous, the pizza is terrible, and the sheep are nervous.
Snarf Zagyg
Notorious Liquefactionist
Hence the well-known expression, "Why, that's as American as a dessert pizza with apple toppings!"
...you monster. Words have meanings! Pretty soon we are all going to be saying how there really isn't any difference between a hot dog and a pizza, and then all hope will be lost.
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