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What are your three favorite pizza toppings?

  • Anchovies

    Votes: 7 8.5%
  • Apples

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Artichoke hearts

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • Asparagus

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Bacon

    Votes: 12 14.6%
  • Bamboo shoots

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Banana peppers

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • Basil

    Votes: 5 6.1%
  • Bell pepper

    Votes: 6 7.3%
  • Butternut squash

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Canadian bacon

    Votes: 7 8.5%
  • Capers

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Cauliflower

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Chicken

    Votes: 7 8.5%
  • Chili oil/chili crisp

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • Chutney

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Clams

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • Eggplant

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • Garlic

    Votes: 6 7.3%
  • Ground beef

    Votes: 4 4.9%
  • Ham

    Votes: 9 11.0%
  • Hazelnuts

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Hearts of palm

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Jalapenos

    Votes: 11 13.4%
  • Lobster

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • Olives, black

    Votes: 7 8.5%
  • Olives, green

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Olives, kalamata

    Votes: 2 2.4%
  • Olive oil

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • Onion, green (scallions)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Onion, raw

    Votes: 16 19.5%
  • Onion, pickled

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • Mayonnaise

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Meatballs

    Votes: 2 2.4%
  • Mushrooms

    Votes: 30 36.6%
  • Pepperoni

    Votes: 34 41.5%
  • Pepperocinis

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • Pineapple

    Votes: 25 30.5%
  • Pine nuts

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Potato

    Votes: 2 2.4%
  • Sausage

    Votes: 22 26.8%
  • Shrimp

    Votes: 4 4.9%
  • Smoked oysters

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Spinach

    Votes: 2 2.4%
  • Tomatoes, fresh

    Votes: 2 2.4%
  • Tomatoes, sun-dried

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • Zucchini

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Ketchup

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Tuna

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • Sriracha

    Votes: 1 1.2%

  • Total voters
    82

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CleverNickName

Limit Break Dancing
I'm surprised how popular pineapple is, given how controversial it is!
I don't think it's controversial at all. I mean, it might be "controversial" for the 10% of people who don't like it, but everyone else either (a) likes pineapple on pizza, or (b) doesn't think it's that big of a deal and will pick it off.
 

Zardnaar

Legend
I don't think it's controversial at all. I mean, it might be "controversial" for the 10% of people who don't like it, but everyone else either (a) likes pineapple on pizza, or (b) doesn't think it's that big of a deal and will pick it off.

Or (c) will eat it but not go out if my way.

Basically if the pizza is free I'll eat the pineapple.
 


CleverNickName

Limit Break Dancing
Current standings as of Today, November 18, 2021, 15:47 PST, with 62 votes:

The Popular Kids
(More than 10% of the votes)
40.3% Mushroom
38.7% Pepperoni
27.4% Pineapple
25.8% Sausage
17.7% Raw Onion
14.5% Bacon
14.5% Jalapenos


The Last Ones Picked in Gym Class
(Only a single vote)
Artichoke Hearts
Banana Peppers
Chili Oil/Chili Crisp
Clams
Eggplant
Lobster
Olives, Kalamata
Olive Oil
Onion, Pickled
Tomatoes, Sun-Dried
Tuna
Sriracha


The Shame Basement
(Not a single vote)
Apples
Asparagus
Bamboo Shoots
Capers
Cauliflower
Chutney
Hazelnuts
Hearts of Palm
Mayonnaise
Olives, Green
Onions, Green (Scallions)
Pepperoncini
Pine Nuts
Smoked Oysters
Zucchini
Ketchup

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So if I had to pick a three-topping pizza from only The Cool Kids list, it would be Bacon, Jalapeno, and Pineapple. (An easy favorite.)

And if I had to build a three-topping pizza from The Last Ones Picked in Gym Class, it would be Sun-Dried Tomatoes, Kalamata Olives, and Artichoke Hearts. (Sounds pretty tasty, actually.)

But if I had to build a pizza in the Shame Basement, I'd probably chicken out and order a three-cheese pizza. Just kidding, just kidding, that's no fun at all. So if I really had to, I'd pick Capers, Pepperoncini, and Green Onion. Not the worst, I suppose, but kinda boring.
 
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J.Quondam

CR 1/8
My three-topping pizza picks from each clique....

Popular Kids: sausage, mushroom & onion​
Gym class: sun-dried tomatoes, artichoke hearts & kalamata olives​
Shame Basement: pine nuts, zucchini & scallions​
 


Zardnaar

Legend
Current standings as of Today, November 18, 2021, 15:47 PST, with 62 votes:

The Popular Kids
(More than 10% of the votes)
40.3% Mushroom
38.7% Pepperoni
27.4% Pineapple
25.8% Sausage
17.7% Raw Onion
14.5% Bacon
14.5% Jalapenos


The Last Ones Picked in Gym Class
(Only a single vote)
Artichoke Hearts
Banana Peppers
Chili Oil/Chili Crisp
Clams
Eggplant
Lobster
Olives, Kalamata
Olive Oil
Onion, Pickled
Tomatoes, Sun-Dried
Tuna
Sriracha


The Shame Basement
(Not a single vote)
Apples
Asparagus
Bamboo Shoots
Capers
Cauliflower
Chutney
Hazelnuts
Hearts of Palm
Mayonnaise
Olives, Green
Onions, Green (Scallions)
Pepperoncini
Pine Nuts
Smoked Oysters
Zucchini
Ketchup

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So if I had to pick a three-topping pizza from only The Cool Kids list, it would be Bacon, Jalapeno, and Pineapple. (An easy favorite.)

And if I had to build a three-topping pizza from The Last Ones Picked in Gym Class, it would be Sun-Dried Tomatoes, Kalamata Olives, and Artichoke Hearts. (Sounds pretty tasty, actually.)

But if I had to build a pizza in the Shame Basement, I'd probably chicken out and order a three-cheese pizza. Just kidding, just kidding, that's no fun at all. So if I really had to, I'd pick Capers, Pepperoncini, and Green Onion. Not the worst, I suppose, but kinda boring.

Mayo works well on pizzas along with sun dried tomatoes.

Pizza last night had mayo on it.

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Leftover in fridge. Ham, mayo, potato wedges.
 

Dannyalcatraz

Schmoderator
Staff member
Shame Basement: smoked oysters, green onions, and cauliflower if I can’t double up on the onions.

That said, bending the rules a bit, that combo would work better with EVOO than with a traditional pizza sauce, in all probability.
 







Snarf Zagyg

Notorious Liquefactionist
I'm thinking some brie, honey or maple syrup drizzled lightly over it all.

At a certain point, why are we calling this pizza?

This is a pastry. Or a dessert. Maybe a pop tart?

"So, I've got this great idea for a pizza. It won't have tomato sauce, or bread, or cheese, and it will be sweet! But totally a pizza."


Brand extension is going too far.... I BLAME NEW ZEALAND AND THE UNHOLY MONSTROSITIES THAT THEY CLAIM ARE "PIZZA."

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Barely pizza!

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No. Just ... no.

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STOP IT! You're not even trying anymore. You're just angering people's blood, aren't you?
 
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The OSR and pizza have this in common at least: arguing about what qualifies and what doesn't!

At a certain point, why are we calling this pizza?

This is a pastry. Or a dessert. Maybe a pop tart?

"So, I've got this great idea for a pizza. It won't have tomato sauce, or bread, or cheese, and it will be sweet! But totally a pizza."


Brand extension is going too far.... I BLAME NEW ZEALAND AND THE UNHOLY MONSTROSITIES THAT THE CLAIM ARE "PIZZA."

kiwi-1579120698.jpeg
'

Barely pizza!

SEI_67240611.jpg


No. Just ... no.

6jC8O5h.jpg


STOP IT! You're not even trying anymore. You're just angering people's blood, aren't you?
 

Snarf Zagyg

Notorious Liquefactionist
The OSR and pizza have this in common at least: arguing about what qualifies and what doesn't!

whew

I was sure you were going in a different direction with that!

The OSR and Pizza fans have one thing in common at least- properly hating New Zealand for inflicting its LSD-inspired "pizza" upon an unsuspecting world.

New Zealand- where the landscapes are gorgeous, the pizza is terrible, and the sheep are nervous.
 

Snarf Zagyg

Notorious Liquefactionist
Bringing the "sweet toppings on pizza" trend to its logical conclusion, you'll end up with an apple tart:
...

This isn't a problem, mind you. My brain translates both pizzas and tarts as "pie" anyway. Delicious.

Hence the well-known expression, "Why, that's as American as a dessert pizza with apple toppings!"

...you monster. Words have meanings! Pretty soon we are all going to be saying how there really isn't any difference between a hot dog and a pizza, and then all hope will be lost.
 

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