Your Pizza Order

[payn]

Most joints will accommodate a half and half topping pie.

 

[Ralif Redhammer]

Heck no, my body just hates me.

As long as it's not some Keto/Paleo/Atkins nonsense.

Look, if you are cursed by medical condition to not be able to enjoy sweet, sweet donuts, I can sympathize.

As the old saying goes-

"How do you know if someone is on keto?"
"Oh, don't worry. They'll tell you."

Yum! I never would've thought about putting gorgonzola on a pizza prior, but it really is wonderful.

Oh man...a pizza with a thin sourdough crust, lightly sauced with pesto, and topped with gorgonzola cheese crumbles sounds phenomenal.

 

[CleverNickName]

So far with 43 votes:

The Popular Kids (10% or more of the votes):
Anchovies
Bacon
Jalapenos
Mushrooms
Onion (raw)
Pepperoni
Pinepple
Sausage

The Last Ones Picked In Gym Class (just one single vote)
Artichoke hearts
Banana peppers
Basil
Eggplant
Lobster
Olives, black
Olives, kalamata
Olive oil
Onions, pickled
Spinach
Tuna

The Shame Basement (no votes at all):
Apples
Asparagus
Bamboo shoots
Butternut squash
Chili oil/chili crisp
Chutney
Clams
Hazelnuts
Hearts of palm
Ketchup
Olives, green
Mayonnaise
Meatballs (seriously!?)
Pepperocinis
Smoked oysters
Sriracha
Sun-dried tomatoes
Zucchini

 

[Ryujin]

As long as it's not some Keto/Paleo/Atkins nonsense.

Look, if you are cursed by medical condition to not be able to enjoy sweet, sweet donuts, I can sympathize.

As the old saying goes-

"How do you know if someone is on keto?"
"Oh, don't worry. They'll tell you."

Having been recently diagnosed as diabetic if I still want pizza, then it's either Keto or gluten free (usually cauliflower) crust

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

The Shame Basement (no votes at all):
Apples
Asparagus
Bamboo shoots
Butternut squash
Chili oil/chili crisp
Chutney
Clams
Hazelnuts
Hearts of palm
Ketchup
Olives, green
Mayonnaise
Meatballs (seriously!?)
Pepperocinis
Smoked oysters
Sriracha
Sun-dried tomatoes
Zucchini

Ketchup doesn't belong in the shame basement.

No, it should be in its own category. It's more like the shame cone that dogs have to wear so that they don't lick themselves.

Wait, no, that's not strong enough.


Ketchup on pizza?

 

[Gradine]

I mean, pineapples absolutely ruin pizzas, but like, just pick off what you don't like. It ain't hard

 

[Zardnaar]

The spaghetti pizza is an older model.

Dominos.

Pizza Menu - Domino's Pizza

Pizza - Special Offers, New Yorker Range, Gourmet Range, Traditional Range, Extra Value Range, Value Range, Value Range - Extra Large, Value Range - Mini, Impossible Range, Vegan Range, Make Your Own, Savoury Sides, Chicken Sides

www.dominos.co.nz

Pizza Hut

Pizza Hut New Zealand

Pizza Hut, New Zealand, Make It Great, Pizza Hut Delivery, Pizza, Chicken, Wings, Wingstreet, Deals, Promos

www.pizzahut.co.nz

And Hell's Pizza an NZ franchise.

https://online.hellpizza.com/menu/pizza?gclid=CjwKCAjw3MSHBhB3EiwAxcaEuxE4SJjM_IhQMIE-SXCB_iIcImzvbCd-7InEyRcTofju1oFW_d7RxhoCc3IQAvD_BwE

Locally several premium place some of which do wood fired pizzas.

An old pizza place got bought out by a kebab place and they do halal pizzas with middle eastern type toppings. So you can get a donor kebab and pizza same place.

Pizza Hut vs Dominos.

Pizza hut does the better pizzas when comparing similar pizzas. Dominos does the better sides with more unique flavours we like eg Mr Wedge or Cheeseburger.

The kicker is the cheesy garlic scrolls Dominos do. So decadent.Cheap pizza starts at $3.50 usd upper limit I have seen is $35 usd.

 

[DammitVictor]

Ketchup on pizza?

Judging by what adding a little bit-- one part to three or four-- of banana ketchup does to any other tomato-based sauce, I'm imagining that putting a little banana ketchup in the sauce would make a regular pizza amazing.

EDIT: I would vote for several of the "shame basement" toppings. Just not before the top three I voted for, and the top four or five that I'd have voted for after those. Hell, your list didn't even include sliced bananas, and I've been curious about the Swedish banana curry. (There's a pizza joint in Laramie that does a Carribbean Jerk pizza with bananas on it, that I do not care for at all, but the bananas weren't the problem.)

 

[DammitVictor]

The problem I've noticed with ordering a pizza for more than one person isn't the toppings, it's stubbornness. There will always be that guy, the person at the table who will absolutely refuse to compromise at all, to anyone, regarding pizza toppings.

You know, I can live without my favorite toppings, but if I tell you that a topping is a dealbreaker and you only order pizzas with those toppings on them-- you are telling me to my face that you are not buying pizza for me. Might as well be saying it with a white glove.

If I can live with a pizza that doesn't have pineapples on it, or meats I don't like-- or no meat at all! or no vegetables!-- then other people can live without their gross canned mushrooms for one night. I am not going to pick them off of the pizza you ruined; you either leave them off the order, or you can pick them off your grave.

edit: And if we're getting multiple pies-- other people can have whatever they want on pizzas they don't expect me to eat, but if you can't order a single, solitary pizza that doesn't have mushrooms or olives on it, you're doing it on purpose.

I have spent more than one night watching everyone else eat because they forgot or ignored that I can not or will not eat certain foods. I'm diabetic, so I have to carry a bottle of glucose tablets anyway.

 

[Ulfgeir]

Must say there were some weird toppings. There are a few that I will not eat.

Will not eat at all:
Anchovis. I gladly eat pickled herring in small pieces (but it would not belong on a pizza)

Does not belong on pizza:
Tuna. It stinks horrible when cooked. I will gladly eat raw tuna in sushi.

Can eat, but I really don't want to:
Bacon. I don't like the fat. Neither taste nor consistency. The meaty part is ok.


Mushrooms must be fresh ones If included. The canned ones are rubbery in textures and taste bad.