jgsugden
Legend
There is a lot of porn out there that can address your hypothesis.Because Ogres are Large, it just doesn't seem physically possible.
There is a lot of porn out there that can address your hypothesis.Because Ogres are Large, it just doesn't seem physically possible.
People think psionics aren't magic.
I used to think this way as well, but the implementation to make that work is more complex than you might think. You think the hard part is working it out for every monster. That's the easy part. Basically this falls into a category of "game should be more realistic" where the cost of implementing that realism is actually high rather than low.
BELTS! Why are you wearing so many?!
I agree with you about reptiles. But frankly, in a setting where women-at-arms are a common and open thing, armor with breasts makes as much sense as armor with dicks, which are a real historical thing. And gargoyles and warforged? I prefer the breastfeed variety of both, but they are both constructs presumably created by human men, so I wouldn’t put it past them.Far and above, my biggest problem that I have...and I say this as a cis-het American dude...is the breast fetish.
Armor with breasts. Reptiles with breasts. Gargoyles with breasts. FRIGGIN WARFORGED WITH BREASTS?! Seriously, this needs to stop. Please. I'm begging you.
Why do 5e Undead not have vulnerability to Radiant damage? Sure, they're not immune or resistant to it, but why use Radiant at all if it's not any more effective than Force or Fire?
How on Toril do Orcs cross-breed with Ogres? How? HoW? hOw? HOW?
Yeah, the blade on Yu’s sword looks pretty much like an Elmslie 4c+ or maybe ++ in silhouette. The prop looks like it has a MUCH thicker blade than a Medieval European backsword, and it certainly doesn’t have the appropriate fullers, but that doesn’t mean much since it is a prop, and I don’t know enough about Chinese swords to make a guess about whether it would handle like a medieval European backsword or not. But in D&D I’d absolutely put it in the same category (and Green Destiny in the Arming sword category).
What do you mean, this is not a real thing. We can not have been doing this wrong for 30 years.
Wait. How do potions work? You drink them, and the effects usually happen immediately... which is much faster than digestion or letting it enter the bloodstream. And do people puke after drinking the really foul ones? Or does the liquid just vanish?I actually never seen an actual rule that allows this... specifically to an unconscious character. Regardless, its one of my pedantic complaints. I'm just not convinced that pouring liquid down an unconscious person's throat is going to have the effect that one expects. I'd actually expect you'd have problems with liquid filling the lungs and drowning and stuff like that.
You forgot the oily discharge. No one ever mentions that part.Wait. How do potions work? You drink them, and the effects usually happen immediately... which is much faster than digestion or letting it enter the bloodstream. And do people puke after drinking the really foul ones? Or does the liquid just vanish?
“This potion grants you 5 rounds of haste, severe diarrhea, and intestinal cramping.”