To take your points in order:
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3) The mods
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The mods already control the sigs/statuses to the level they wish. You wish has been granted and you didn't even know it! Anything left over isn't considered baiting.
To take your points in order:
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3) The mods
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The best way to end the edition wars is to ban discussion of DnD, d20, and Fantasy Roleplaying Games on Enworld.
Short of that, almost any topic can be turned into a flame war about which publication did it best.
If you see a sig that you think is a problem, just report the post and specify the sig in the comment box. (Just use thebutton in the lower left of the post block.) The mods will take a look at it and decide if they think it's a problem or not. If they don't think it's a problem though, you may not here anything back from them. They can be rather busy, and can't always respond back on everything. If you really want an explanation of why they don't have a sig changed, just pm one of them and they'll usually get you an answer. At least as long as your respectful about it.
Hey, that's insulting to people who want to have a flame war about Science Fiction RPGs. And come to think of it, WoD games, and Shadowrun, and Paranoia, and....
Discussion should be banned. Except discussion about discussion should be allowed, since that's meta.
Every post these folks make is a mini edition war on its own!
Time for a ban?
As an interesting aside, haven't seen anything of the sort making digs at other editions or games.
Oh, maybe Im' not hip or something, but what does "tales of the limited staircase" mean?