the Jester
Legend
Halfling
- Gnome
Nope, you lost me there.
Why do people insist on trying to shoehorn these two races together? Ever since that damned 2e brown book.
Halfling
- Gnome
But tieflings also fail my 'Lynch Test,' which asks, "Would this species realistically not be lynched everywhere they went?" The tiefling works as a populous, true-breeding (more or less) species in Planescape, because part of their charm is that they are the /least weird thing/ about the setting. They are almost /expected/.
But on a prime material world -- particularly a prime material world in the grips of a "points of light" scenario -- they look an awful lot like an advanced possession victim. Keep in mind that the D&D world is /overflowing/ with dangerous humanoids that look substantially less blatantly evil than the tiefling. Why does the tiefling get special dispensation to walk the streets without harrassment?
"No, wait, I'm a tief-urk"
"Hello sir, I'd like to buy a week's worth of iron rat-urk"
"People of Geoff, I have slain the giant king, hey what are you doing with those-urk"
Dragonborn definitely would fail that test - even the Metallic Dragons are cantankerous, unreliable beggars, who would not doubt be (mostly accurately given many are CG) accused of stealing sheep and cows and so on, and Chromatic Dragons are pretty much the worst, and much more present on the Prime Material plane than demons, so you, Dragon-monster-man, are obviously going to be "next on the list".
So would a wide variety of D&D races. Drow obviously. All humanoids. Most "freak" races. I could go on.
But the thing is, the "lynch test" is a false test, because the D&D world can't possibly work that way, or it would be a horrible ultra-racist racewar stinkhole,
Keep in mind that the D&D world is /overflowing/ with dangerous humanoids that look substantially less blatantly evil than the tiefling. Why does the tiefling get special dispensation to walk the streets without harrassment?
we can safely assume that generally, you don't get lynched just for looking scary
people are used to scary-looking-folk.
Further, you'd be lynching children - Tieflings don't spring into the world fully-formed - nor do other races, and that's some sick business.
I mean, you reference 2E PS - the main reason that Tieflings don't get murdered isn't just the cosmopolitan nature, it's that they genuinely aren't much more likely to be evil than anyone else.
In a world where Tieflings had existed for thousands of years, this would probably be a known thing.
Because that's the reality. People like to play "bad race gone good" a great deal. People don't like to play "goody two-shoes is naturally good!" very much.
You're putting dogma ahead of real preferences, I would suggest.
But the thing is, the "lynch test" is a false test, because the D&D world can't possibly work that way, or it would be a horrible ultra-racist racewar stinkhole, where every race murdered every other
All I can say is that I have no interest in adding dragonborn, tieflings (or warforged, or gnomes for that matter) into my campaign world. So I simply hope they're clearly indicated as "only existing when the DM indicates they do".