abirdcall
(she/her)
I was under the impression that the statement, "you can always TRY to hide" means that you still have to roll a stealth check. If you roll poorly, you're not hidden. There's nothing in the rules about getting advantage on that roll, even though vision is entirely out of the picture, so you're just as likely to roll poorly as you are well.
Players don't declare that they are rolling for checks. They declare what their characters are doing.
Then the DM determines the outcome. If that is in doubt, there are consequences for failure, and it's interesting, the DM may then call for a roll. The DM determines the ability, the skill if applicable, the DC, and whether advantage or disadvantage is appropriate.
It's entirely possible and within the rules to just succeed at hiding.