The Jay Walker
Medium Friendly Living-challenged Individual (formerly known as Undead), chaotic neutral
Armor Class 24 (regular) 8 (when crossing a street) 2 (on a highway).
Hit points : 4
Speed : 30 ft
STR 10 DEX 10 CON 10 INT 2 WIS 2 CHA 10
Skills: Perception +0 (disadvantage when rolling to notice crosswalks).
Language: English.
CR 1/8
Icon of the American culture.
Actions:
Crossing roads: unlike the chicken, the jay walker can actually cross the roads. Especially 3 meters before the crosswalk, forcing cars to stop brutally just before where they wanted to, generally causing ruckus and making driver lose their god-given priviledge of drive at an average of 40 mph.
Teleport (at-will): just in front of your car when you're distracted.
Cause misunderstanding: the jay walker can severely baffle any non-US person when his behaviour is discussed, causing them to be stunned for round. If jaywalking is mentionned in a film or book and must be translated in another language, the baffleness is extended to three round, unless the reader succeed at an Arcana knowledge check about American culture (DC 15).
Haunting: their number should be low, given their tendancy to be run over, and yet, they seem widespread. It's strong evidence of jaywalker being undead, returning ever and ever to cross roads where they were once killed (cue ominous music).