embee
Lawyer by day. Rules lawyer by night.
This is a Pizza Of Thrones-inspired campaign. No Chinese food.Chinese Food Pizza? I saw it on a takeout menu so I know it exists.
This is a Pizza Of Thrones-inspired campaign. No Chinese food.Chinese Food Pizza? I saw it on a takeout menu so I know it exists.
I'd think they were the veggie pizza: someone always wants it, to the annoyance of everyone else.Bonus- Elves are calzones. They aren't even pizza, no one really wants one, and yet there are so many of them.
Gnoll. Literally Reincarnation into a pile of awful.I have a friend who used to be in the US Navy. He said one time while on shore leave in Croatia, they went to a pizza place. They couldn't read the menu, so they picked one at random. They were brought a pizza with a whole fish slapped on top.
What D&D race would that be?
Human
Cheese. If you go variant, you get a margherita.
Tabaxi are better than that. My tabaxi character never gave me heartburn (or whatever).Tabaxi are the spicy sausage and jalapeno pizza.
It always sounds like a good decision at the time, but you know you will regret your choice tomorrow.
I’d actually say veggie lovers. Same idea, but fits the Halfling association with gardening better.Halfling
Definitely a meat-lovers. There's always someone who wants a meat-lovers pizza, and someone who wants to play a halfling.
Nah, elves are very popular, but also very cliched. I might actually say they’re the pepperoni pizza, and half elves are, well, pepperoni on half.Bonus- Elves are calzones. They aren't even pizza, no one really wants one, and yet there are so many of them.