D&D 5E 20th level Sorcerer vs the world

[Hohige]

Thanks. I could have been... more direct. But my goal was to dominate the bastion (without having explicitely dominate on the list) in order to force him to Wish to permanently become a stone chicken. This precluded direct action.



Yes. That made my day... Good night all.

Unfortunelly with your 40 HP. On my turn, you are instantly dead.
Own DM knows it and starts cheating.

 

[Jfdlsjfd]

Not if if you elected, you still I still have level 8th spell slot (My Simulacrum casted Horrid Wilding, not the Bastion), you were on my turn, you already had Empowered Horrid Wilding on your stomach, with your ridiculous 100 HP.

Your Yuant-ti Sorcerer died.

But, his death would not have happened. Our DM even forgot my actions.

The Simulacrum was out of range for casting anything, on your turn you cast HW on an inadequate target. Nobody died (both where sent to eternal suffering). Did you pay attention to the fight? It's here in its everlasting glory on the forum to enlighten generations to come on hubris.

 

[Oofta]

Unfortunelly with your 40 HP. On my turn, you are instantly dead.
Own DM knows it and starts cheating.

You do know that you cast the horrid wilting on a construct, right? That it had no effect?

Oh, wait. Never mind. Just the other people cheating by having legitimate tactics.

 

[Hohige]

The Simulacrum was out of range for casting anything, on your turn you cast HW on an inadequate target. Nobody died (both where sent to eternal suffering). Did you pay attention to the fight? It's here in its everlasting glory on the forum to enlighten generations to come on hubris.

Hahaha, you are totally wrong.
The Simulacrum casts Horrid Wilding on you, not your Simulacrum.

You know that you lose, It's why our DM starts cheating a lot.

 

[Hohige]

You do know that you cast the horrid wilting on a construct, right? That it had no effect?

Oh, wait. Never mind. Just the other people cheating by having legitimate tactics.

The Cheating one isn't a contruct.

 

[Hohige]

The Cheating One is 100ft of the Bastion, the bastion was 300ft on his simulacrum.

The Simulacrum casts Empowered Distant Horrid Wilding on him.
You are dead.


But our DM made a point of forgetting that. HAHAhahahha

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NOW THE SIMULACRUM IS 700'?

You are still cheating man.


Repeating again:
The Bastion removes his Charmed Condition (Cheating rule) with Clockwork Cavaldate.

The Simulacrum casts Distant Empowered Horrid Wilding on the Pagasus and the Cheating one. His Nightmare uses his action to ethrealness

 

[Jfdlsjfd]

The Cheating One is 100ft of the Bastion, the bastion was 300ft on his simulacrum.

The Simulacrum casts Empowered Distant Horrid Wilding on him.
You are dead.

I am having the strange image of an empty movie theater, no more light, just a single guy sitting alone as the credits of Star Wars: A New Hope... and suddenly yelling "Noooo, Leia's Tantive IV outpaced the Star Destroyer."

 

[Hohige]

Your Yuan-ti Sorcerer was brave!

 

[Benjamin Olson]

Unfortunelly with your 40 HP. On my turn, you are instantly dead.
Own DM knows it and starts cheating.

The game is over. The time for meaningless boasting is done.

But perhaps, oh great critic of anyone here willing to run a match, you know some more agreeable DM you can persuade to come here and rule in whatever manner you consider to be fair. I'm curious to see the mythical DM who regularly puts up with your antics, and learn more about why they do so.

Alternatively I'd be amused by any attempt you made to pretend to be a second person. So it's a win-win.

 

[Eltab]

@fearsomepirate thank you for displaying patience and professionalism under trying circumstances.