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D&D 5E D&D and Chain Restaurants: The Poll

If D&D 5e Was a Chain Restaurant, What One Would It Be (Please Describe in the Comments)

  • 1. McDonalds. It's everywhere.

    Votes: 19 30.6%
  • 2. Chipotle. So good you overlook the occasional food poisoning.

    Votes: 7 11.3%
  • 3. Cheesecake Factory. I trust in the Snarf.

    Votes: 9 14.5%
  • 4. Cracker Barrel. It has rocking chairs for the grognards.

    Votes: 5 8.1%
  • 5. Taco Bell. It's amazing if you don't think about what goes into it.

    Votes: 2 3.2%
  • 6. Outback Steakhouse. No rules, just right.

    Votes: 2 3.2%
  • 7. Denny's. It might be terrible, but you're there at 3am.

    Votes: 6 9.7%
  • 8. Olive Garden. When you need to settle. And want breadsticks.

    Votes: 3 4.8%
  • 9. OTHER. Put in your choice, and why for MAXIMUM DEREK.

    Votes: 9 14.5%

  • Poll closed .

Mind of tempest

(he/him)advocate for 5e psionics
A cold-cut shop, although a lot will sell a variety of sandwiches and other "lunch food" (like salads or soups.) Many double as convenience stores/bodegas.
Around here they are smoke meat places with awesome cakes and pies! They do serve the usual family restaurant menu (burgers, fries, club sandwich, etc)
America is a strange place, you have a whole shop for thing supermarkets just have counters for.
 

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TwoSix

Dirty, realism-hating munchkin powergamer
America is a strange place, you have a whole shop for thing supermarkets just have counters for.
A deli is a place where you get to get a lunch sandwich made with cold cuts; a supermarket is a place that has a deli counter where you get cold cuts for home.
 


Aldarc

Legend
Ditto. There is a Taco Bell on the Fulham Road IIRC that I have passed a few times, but I have never been inside.
The last time I had food from Taco Bell was in 2003. The closest I came to eating it again was in 2018 in Helsinki after 3 years living in Europe. But instead I found one of my favorite Mexican restaurant experiences in Europe.
 


UngainlyTitan

Legend
Supporter
This poll is soooo US'ian
OK lets see
McDonalds - know what that is.
Chipotle - heard of the brand but other than than no idea.
Cheesecake Factory - heard of it from the other thread. I do like the concept.
Cracker Barrel, 'round here that's a brand of mature cheddar
Taco Bell, again heard of but no other knowledge
Outback Steakhouse - never heard of it.
Dennys? again around here that a brand of rashers (bacon) sausages and black and white pudding. Used to be a local business brand now owned by Kerry Group Foods.
Olive Garden - no clue
Who is Derek?
 

Mind of tempest

(he/him)advocate for 5e psionics
This poll is soooo US'ian
OK lets see
McDonalds - know what that is.
Chipotle - heard of the brand but other than than no idea.
Cheesecake Factory - heard of it from the other thread. I do like the concept.
Cracker Barrel, 'round here that's a brand of mature cheddar
Taco Bell, again heard of but no other knowledge
Outback Steakhouse - never heard of it.
Dennys? again around here that a brand of rashers (bacon) sausages and black and white pudding. Used to be a local business brand now owned by Kerry Group Foods.
Olive Garden - no clue
Who is Derek?
I only know what chipotle is from a strange internet video I got linked.
 

Snarf Zagyg

Notorious Liquefactionist
Well, we Americans are known for being a bit.... overexuberant with food. :)

BEHOLD!


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The Turducken!

Also pictured? Some kind of food ... stuffed turkey, maybe?
 


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