I AM OFFENDED THAT I THINK THAT YOU ARE OFFENDED!
The Internet would be less heated - closer to room temperature - without so many people trying to out-upcast Fireball at each other.What would the internet, and personal productivity around the world, be like if people picked their battles even a little?
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack forums on fire off the edge of Google. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Banhammer Gate."If anyone has a problem with the way I do things, they can just leave!"
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"Hello? Where is everybody? Why do you all hate fun?"
Productivity? Gotta find out how much of the arguments are being conducted on the sly from work.