Yeah, wizards just aren't very quadratic in the real world.
I know, right! I mean, every time I try to cast a spell in a barfight, it gets wrecked when I'm punched in the nose.
...further evidence that 1e got it right.

Yeah, wizards just aren't very quadratic in the real world.
ALL MY LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spells are real.
Math is fun.
ALL MY LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Mathematics is the queen of the sciences" - Gauss
That was a pretty rocking comic. There was a copy of it at my grandparents' house when I was a kid.
From the movie![]()
All of these decades of playing, and I still haven't figured out how to cast the real spells. I feel like I've been lied to.