The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[el-remmen]

Eating pizza in Brooklyn, NY, is also a gamble.

True enough. But such a nuanced position on a stupid pointless argument is no fun, Umbran.

 

[Cadence]

Is that a quiche?

Where the #%! did you see any egg in that!?!?!

' Then tough-as-nails Chicagoan Elizabeth came at me. Hard. "I don't understand why that question keeps coming up. It's called pizza, so I consider it pizza. Y'all are just being bitchy about it," she said defiantly. "When that caramelized cheese hits your f*ckin' mouth, though, you just can't deny it." ' [thrillest.com]

' Hear that, Symon? Pizza. Not casserole (gross), pot pie, swimming pool or hot tub pie machine. It's pizza. Except it's not just pizza. It's pizza that does more. ' [chicagotribute.com]

I mean, or you could go with the other side and agree with Justice Scalia. Justice: Chicago-style deep dish isn’t pizza Who, I will note, is dead now. Maybe he wouldn't be if he hadn't said such things.

 

[el-remmen]

Justice Scalia agreeing with me on Chicago "pizza" is the best argument that I should reconsider my position anyone has ever presented to me! Well done!

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

You know, this demonstrates a point raised by one of EN World's early moderators that so many people still don't get.

Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
-Me, futilely trying to salvage my Iron DM entry.

 

[Jacob Lewis]

But what I really want to say is:

...Nope, I'm saying it.

 

[Cadence]

They get to the phylogenetics of pizza at the end.

 

[Umbran]

True enough. But such a nuanced position on a stupid pointless argument is no fun, Umbran.

Have you considered the possibility that this is mostly a comment about Brooklyn, rather than pizza?

 

[payn]

Honestly, the pizza thing around here feels like this at this point.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Where the #%! did you see any egg in that!?!?!

....on your face?

Because that's not a pizza.

...maybe if you put some ketchup on it? I've heard that ketchup makes everything better!

 

[J.Quondam]

Honestly, the pizza thing around here feels like this at this point.

I've heard of "anchovies" and "tuna" on pizza, but never "jumped shark".