Yeah, the only reason we own a microwave is because the house we moved into had one built above the stove hood and removing it and getting a new one seemed like a pain in the ass. Before that, I never owned a microwave in any place I lived in as an adult past college days.
Is this the new, "I don't own a TV."
Did I miss the memo?
....I missed the memo.
Harumph. Yeah, well, I don't even use social media. I don't have time, with all the local culture I'm supporting. Like plays. And yogurt.
#humblebrag