The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Parmandur]

What units are used to measure "fun"? And is metric or imperial preferred?

It's more an art than a science.

 

[Deset Gled]

Pro tip: if you ever find yourself typing "Prove it, I'll wait" in a thread, you should just backspace over it and type something else instead. Or type nothing, and just close your browser.

Yeah, anyone educated will use [citation needed].

 

[Gradine]

Always imperial; we're not communist scum.

In other news, recovering from surgery is the pits

 

[payn]

OK. Closed browser.
Turned off phone.
Went for a walk.
Now what?!

WHaT?!

McD's Shamrock shake?

 

[prabe]

The first three times I read that, I saw...

BUT THIS TIME I WILL BE CONVINCING WITH MY INVISIBLE LOGIC


I mean ... I can think of a lot of times it applies....

SHE SEEMS TO HAVE AN INVISIBLE LOGIC
IT REACHES IN AND ...
SOMETHING
SOMETHING
SOMETHING

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

SHE SEEMS TO HAVE AN INVISIBLE LOGIC
IT REACHES IN AND ...
SOMETHING
SOMETHING
SOMETHING

The strange arguments remain a mystery, the sudden trolling fills the thread
What're we waitin' for? Won't anybody help us, what're we waitin' for?

I can't afford to be stay out of this, stand up and face the enemy
I need to post one more comment, my logic will be invisible

That shattered point, the other guy can't justify
IM GONNA SCREAM UNTIL IM SATISFIED!!!111!!!!

What am I typin' for? I've got the right to be angry
What am I typin' for, when I've already made my good points long before

And with the power of conviction, my judgment I will sacrifice
I need to post one more comment, my logic will be invisible

Won't anybody help me, What am I typin' for
When there's no point, no point that gets through this flame war

And with the power of conviction, my judgment I will sacrifice
I need to post one more comment, my logic will be invisible

I can't afford to be stay out of this, stand up and face the enemy
I need to post one more comment, my logic will be invisible

 

[Asisreo]

The strange arguments remain a mystery, the sudden trolling fills the thread
What're we waitin' for? Won't anybody help us, what're we waitin' for?

I can't afford to be stay out of this, stand up and face the enemy
I need to post one more comment, my logic will be invisible

That shattered point, the other guy can't justify
IM GONNA SCREAM UNTIL IM SATISFIED!!!111!!!!

What am I typin' for? I've got the right to be angry
What am I typin' for, when I've already made my good points long before

And with the power of conviction, my judgment I will sacrifice
I need to post one more comment, my logic will be invisible

Won't anybody help me, What am I typin' for
When there's no point, no point that gets through this flame war

And with the power of conviction, my judgment I will sacrifice
I need to post one more comment, my logic will be invisible

I can't afford to be stay out of this, stand up and face the enemy
I need to post one more comment, my logic will be invisible

Power up all you like, I want to out-logic you at your full potential so I can mentally beat you down with my infallible reasoning. While you charge up, I'll show you my ultimate form.

That's right. I'm not just your average EnWorlder. I've been trained for several years on a certain social platform, such that I can even survive arguing on Facebook for several hours...WITH MY REAL NAME!

That's right, Snarf. I've ascended from your pathetic paragraph-long arguments and am now able to destroy people's arguments in under 100 characters. Face my ultimate debates. For I've become...a Twitter User!

Now, ratio + cope

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

That's right, Snarf. I've ascended from your pathetic paragraph-long arguments and am now able to destroy people's arguments in under 100 characters. Face my ultimate debates. For I've become...a Twitter User!

100 words? I destroy people in 4 words or less.


Nobody will remember us.

 

[CleverNickName]

100 words? I destroy people in 4 words or less.


Nobody will remember us.

 

[Parmandur]

100 words? I destroy people in 4 words or less.


Nobody will remember us.

Sed contra, Somebody will remember everything you do. Yes, even that.