Mad_Jack
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I do terribad with silent letters, like I posted a frigate on fb, reddit etc. except to me it looks like fri-ga-te, I yi yi! Clicks maracas, I see gnomes as hno-mez! Morticia, let's dance!
Oh, you'd hate Gaelic, then, lol - not only are half the letters silent but they also don't have the same sounds as in English, hehehe...

(the name Nimh is pronounced "Neev", fer example, and Caoimhe is "Kweeva".)