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[Aeson]

You're right to try to focus on the positive.

 

[Aeson]

Will Wheaton is 50.

Alex Jones is 48!

I'm 47. I don't look as old as Alex does. Holy cow. Evil and hate corrupts more than the soul. I had no idea Alex was that young. I would have marked him 10-15 years older.

 

[Mad_Jack]

Wait... Are you implying that Wheaton isn't actually a Sith Lord? Or is he just using a Force illusion to hide his true form?

 

[Aeson]

Wait... Are you implying that Wheaton isn't actually a Sith Lord? Or is he just using a Force illusion to hide his true form?

His philosophy is "Don't be a dick"
Alex's philosophy is "They're turning the freaking frogs gay." Wheaton is a Jedi master compared to Alex.

 

[Mad_Jack]

Jack is about to get some XP - they may not be rats, but they're in my basement, so the meeses gots ta go. Puttin out the mouse bait now.

 

[Aeson]

Jack is about to get some XP - they may not be rats, but they're in my basement, so the meeses gots ta go. Puttin out the mouse bait now.

Mouse bait? A media company not already owned by another megacorp?

 

[Aeson]

I could see an old woman cussing at me and yelling "GO" in my rearview mirror while I waited for on coming traffic before I turned. After the turn she passed me on a double yellow line and then started a series of brake checks in front of me. After a while I started miming rubbing my eyes as if I were crying. I know she's watching me in her mirror. She kept driving slow and hitting her brakes. It's odd that someone that's in a hurry will take time to play with me. I guess I should be honored to get some of her precious time. Humans make no sense to me.

 

[J.Quondam]

Civilization really is wasted on a an awful lot of folks who benefit from it.

 

[Aeson]

I saw a flower this morning that looked a lot like the living flaming sphere. I can find plants online that are close, but I don't think they're the right ones. Any thoughts?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I saw a flower this morning that looked a lot like the living flaming sphere. I can find plants online that are close, but I don't think they're the right ones. Any thoughts?

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A lot of times, you can find stuff like that by looking online for wildflowers in your state.