The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Ryujin]

I'm always impressed that you're friends with ZOE.

Don't be. They're great people who are incredibly friendly, so it's no big accomplishment.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Don't be. They're great people who are incredibly friendly, so it's no big accomplishment.

They say that people aren't defined by their friends, but by their enemies.

Which is my great regret in life is that I didn't have a chance to meet Fred Roger before he passed, because I'm sure I would have found a way to pi*s him off.

 

[CleverNickName]

Hot take: pizza is never as bad as people claim it is.

Hater: (chomp) Ugh, this pizza is terrible! (munch) Seriously, it's just the worst! (chomp, chew) Why did they put onions on it? (smack, slurp) Nobody likes onions (munch, smack). You call this pizza? (chomp, chomp) Here's a nickel, go buy yourself a real pizza! (chomp, burp)

Me: ...so, another slice then?

Hater: ...yes please.

 

[billd91]

If my views don't win out, the election... sorry, play test... is rigged!

 

[el-remmen]

They say that people aren't defined by their friends, but by their enemies.

Matthew Broderick once fled from me like the punk he is. . . does that count?

 

[Ryujin]

Matthew Broderick once fled from me like the punk he is. . . does that count?

"Bueller! Bueller!"

 

[el-remmen]

My received wisdom about the history of pizza is superior and more accurate than anyone's so-called research into it. I've been eating pizza this whole time, what have they been doing? Eating crudité at the fancy parties rich PhDs and journalists hang out at before maybe reading some books on pizza, talking to pizza makers, scouring through receipts of people who bought pizza, re-checking the records of how much flour, yeast, tomato sauce, and cheese the pizzerias stocked, and examining the court documents of the infamous pizza suits of yesteryear? Hardly equal to what my Uncle Roscoe told me about the time his neighbor over heard a guy who knew someone who tried Dave Arneson's pizza said. .

 

[Mezuka]

 

[Jfdlsjfd]

And we didn't have pineapple as a topping. No, we didn't have any toppings at all! If we asked for a topping, the pizzeria owner would smack us upside the head and throw us out. We got a piece of cheese, and we liked it ...

It seems you don't count cheese as topping. This makes me wonder: would you need to find five sort of cheese on your pizza for it to... a 4-cheese pizza?

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

It seems you don't count cheese as topping. This makes me wonder: would you need to find five sort of cheese on your pizza for it to... a 4-cheese pizza?

I don't count cheese as a topping, just as I don't count pizza crust as bottoming.