The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[el-remmen]

I don't count cheese as a topping, just as I don't count pizza crust as bottoming.

But don't let that confuse you, some people will definitely bottom for pizza.

 

[CleverNickName]

Scenes from Tasha's Pizzeria of Everything
Act I, Scene I

Tasha's: Welcome to Tasha's Pizzeria of Everything! What would you like today?
Customer: Do you have pineapple?
Tasha's: Absolutely! Would you like that on thin crust, or hand toss--
Customer: How dare you. Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza!
Tasha's: Um...so you wouldn't like pineapple, then?
Customer: Of course not! It's not a pizza topping!
Tasha's: Whatever you say, sir, it's no problem at all! Could I interest you in any of our other toppings?
Customer: Maybe. Do you have...(scrolls through their phone)...anchovies and black olives?
Tasha's: Certainly! We have a full list of options on page seven--
Customer: This is an outrage! Doesn't anybody like real pizza anymore?!
Tasha's: There's really no need to get upset, sir. We can make a pizza with any toppings you like.
Customer: Yes I understand that, but other people are ordering the wrong toppings! Aren't you going to stop them?!
Tasha's: We don't really do that here.
Customer: They're ruining everything!!
Tasha's: We think everyone should be able to eat what they like.
Customer: Oh how typical. Another victory for the Twitter crowd, huh? Hope you like going broke, loser.
Tasha's: I think you should probably--
Customer: (makes an obscene hand gesture, slams the door on their way out)
Tasha's: What a strange person.
Next Customer: I swear this neighborhood gets weirder every year.

 

[el-remmen]

If you don't see me on the boards for a while it is because I am working on my screenplay for a dark comedy where playing D&D is friggin' miserable no matter what you do, and the whole point is for everyone involved to do their best to aggravate and enrage everyone else who plays and they mostly succeed simply by talking about how they play or like to play.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

But don't let that confuse you, some people will definitely bottom for pizza.

I mean, some people hear Pizza Hut, and they are all about the Meat Lovers.

 

[CleverNickName]

If you don't see me on the boards for a while it is because I am working on my screenplay for a dark comedy where playing D&D is friggin' miserable no matter what you do, and the whole point is for everyone involved to do their best to aggravate and enrage everyone else who plays and they mostly succeed simply by talking about how they play or like to play.

I have a draft manuscript. Are you interested in a collab?

 

[el-remmen]

I have a draft manuscript. Are you interested in a collab?

You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

 

[trappedslider]

If you don't see me on the boards for a while it is because I am working on my screenplay for a dark comedy where playing D&D is friggin' miserable no matter what you do, and the whole point is for everyone involved to do their best to aggravate and enrage everyone else who plays and they mostly succeed simply by talking about how they play or like to play.

I have a draft manuscript. Are you interested in a collab?

I also have an idea for an ending: It's all inside the DM's mind or it turns out they are all dead or both...

 

[Bolares]

HOW ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT PIZZA???! (and now I want one)

 

[CleverNickName]

HOW ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT PIZZA???! (and now I want one)

 

[Ryujin]

I also have an idea for an ending: It's all inside the DM's mind or it turns out they are all dead or both...

Spoilers!