The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Cadence]

A&B in yet another thread ostensibly about Pepperoni Pizza.

A: <Insert paragraph on how pineapple does great things pepperoni doesn't>
But I do like both pineapple pizza and pepperoni pizza.
<Insert paragraph echoing the talking points of the people who love pineapple but don't like pepperoni>
<Note things pepperoni pizza doesn't do.>.

B: "Are you sure you actually like pepperoni on pizza?"

A: "How dare you say I don't like pepperoni, I said I did!"

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

A&B in yet another thread ostensibly about Pepperoni Pizza.

A: <Insert paragraph on how pineapple does great things pepperoni doesn't>
But I do like both pineapple pizza and pepperoni pizza.
<Insert paragraph echoing the talking points of the people who love pineapple but don't like pepperoni>
<Note things pepperoni pizza doesn't do.>.

B: "Are you sure you actually like pepperoni on pizza?"

A: "How dare you say I don't like pepperoni, I said I did!"

It's not that I don't like pepperoni pizza. It's that I don't think pizza can have more than one topping!

And since it can only have one topping, I think that when you order a pepperoni pizza, any good pizzeria will know to put pineapple on it.

 

[RealAlHazred]

It's not that I don't like pepperoni pizza. It's that I don't think pizza can have more than one topping!

And since it can only have one topping, I think that when you order a pepperoni pizza, any good pizzeria will know to put pineapple on it.

I agree. And since "cheese" is a topping, anything other than cheese pizza, just like Papa Gygaxio used to make, is-a heresy!

 

[overgeeked]

I agree. And since "cheese" is a topping, anything other than cheese pizza, just like Papa Gygaxio used to make, is-a heresy!

You could say the same about the sauce. Where does the pizza stop and the topping start? For it to be a pizza it has to have a wide, flat dough base with tomato sauce (white and pesto are heresies) and cheese. What you put on top of that are the toppings.

 

[Cadence]

You could say the same about the sauce. Where does the pizza stop and the topping start? For it to be a pizza it has to have a wide, flat dough base with tomato sauce (white and pesto are heresies) and cheese. What you put on top of that are the toppings.

When I shift managed a pizza place in college, we would periodically sell a sauceless pizza... We also sold stuffed pizzas, so the flat dough base was supplemented with sides and a top.

 

[Gradine]

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

I agree. And since "cheese" is a topping, anything other than cheese pizza, just like Papa Gygaxio used to make, is-a heresy!

The true splendor of a Cheese Pizza can be appreciated only by those with an excess of weal, or the antithesis of the turpitude that bedevils modern pizzerias. Perforce, a Cheese Pizza is a strange anomaly, a binary hemispherical wheaten crust, with an incredibly piquant sauce of the most-loved member of the order of the Solanaceae. The fine offsetting bits of unctuous dairy spread on top disappears at the edges, only to amass in a perfection of globular satisfaction at the center. When properly eaten, the folding of certain slices allows the unique pooling of fat-bearing ointments to provide a luxuriant mouthfeel, while near the zenith of this triangular shard of toothsome opulence lies the bready mass that provides both handle and respite from the unending undulations of vermilion and alabaster that dance like shimmering amethyst upon your shattered damson tongue.

 

[prabe]

The true splendor of a Cheese Pizza can be appreciated only by those with an excess of weal, or the antithesis of the turpitude that bedevils modern pizzerias. Perforce, a Cheese Pizza is a strange anomaly, a binary hemispherical wheaten crust, with an incredibly piquant sauce of the most-loved member of the order of the Solanaceae. The fine offsetting bits of unctuous dairy spread on top disappears at the edges, only to amass in a perfection of globular satisfaction at the center. When properly eaten, the folding of certain slices allows the unique pooling of fat-bearing ointments to provide a luxuriant mouthfeel, while near the zenith of this triangular shard of toothsome opulence lies the bready mass that provides both handle and respite from the unending undulations of vermilion and alabaster that dance like shimmering amethyst upon your shattered damson tongue.

 

[CleverNickName]

It's not that I don't like pepperoni pizza. It's that I don't think pizza can have more than one topping!

And since it can only have one topping, I think that when you order a pepperoni pizza, any good pizzeria will know to put pineapple on it.

This is the most accurate and succinct example of game pizza preferences that I've seen in a long time.

 

[eyeheartawk]

This is the most accurate and succinct example of game pizza preferences that I've seen in a long time.