The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Cadence]

Why just the humans? Won't someone think of the halflings!?!?!?

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Why just the humans? Won't someone think of the halflings!?!?!?

OKAY!

A Paladin asked a Kender if he could borrow 10 gold pieces.

The kender replied….

Spoiler

Sorry, I’m a little short.

 

[Gradine]

Why just the humans? Won't someone think of the halflings!?!?!?

 

[Levistus's_Leviathan]

If you have not watched Owl House you, in particular, should be watching Owl House.

I second this. Easily one of the best cartoons to come out of the last couple of years. It's disappointing that its third season was shortened so much, though.

 

[Cadence]

Well, given the thread topic, I was going to make a pizza joke ...

Spoiler

...but it was too cheesy.

My son approved of all of your jokes, but knew this one.

None of that feels like a good thing except seeing this one coming.

 

[Mad_Jack]

The Warlock asks the Cleric, "Hey, how do you make holy water?"

The Cleric responds ...

Spoiler

You boil the hell out of it.

A Catholic priest told me that joke a long time ago...

 

[CleverNickName]

Some of these jokes are so old, they still use THAC0.

 

[RealAlHazred]

Some of these jokes are so old, they still use THAC0.

My jokes are so old, Leonardo DiCaprio lost interest in them!

... I'll show myself out.

 

[Gradine]

My jokes are so old, Leonardo DiCaprio lost interest in them!

... I'll show myself out.

 

[Cadence]

"Have you seriously never been in a thread with them before? I don't know how you could possibly be surprised by what they posted if you had."