The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

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Only an idiot would uninstall skyrim and close to 200 mods, only to reinstall the game and starting modding

It's me, I'm the idiot
I play on console (PS4), so if a game doesn't work well on vanilla, I won't start it. Skyrim is the one exception, as it was the first console game I played. Somewhere I think I still have a save with half a dozen glitched quests I can't finish.
 

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Look, I'm just going to have to say it, if a woman absolutely destroys a stack of pizzas, she is a too much of a menace to society to ever be allowed out of prison. If a man does it, it's Tuesday.

If you can't see that, I don't know what I can do to convince you of this obvious truth.

There are so many time the following happens:

Achilles: You know, I was really enjoying that pizza. It smelled great. The crust ... perfection. The cheese was so good. The sauce was an exercise in tomato-y yumminess. But on my second bite ... I tasted ... pineapple. It totally ruined the pizza for me.

Xeno: But you ordered a Hawaiian pizza? Hawaiian pizzas have pineapple on them.

Achilles: Hey! I'm not trying to get into an argument about the point of the Hawaiian pizza. I'm just telling you why the pizza sucked.
 

I probably should not have ordered dessert. But even though I don't think I can move now, I have a new respect for Bread Pudding.

From "The Pig" in Washington DC with banana cream filling, walnuts, butter scotch, and creme anglaise.

I have no regrets.

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Go on, admit it: you're complaining about something you have never tried--something you would never try. You already decided long ago, without using a single tooth or tastebud, that you weren't going to like pineapple on pizza, no matter what.

And that's fine. You can (and should!) order whatever you like. But what I want to know is: why do you keep yelling about pineapple on other people's pizzas? Everybody can tell you don't know what you're talking about.
 
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Go on, admit it: you're complaining about something you have never tried--something you would never try. You already decided long ago, without using a single tooth or tastebud, that you weren't going to like pineapple on pizza, no matter what.

And that's fine., you can order whatever you like. But what I want to know is: why do you keep yelling about pineapple on other people's pizza?
The neat thing about a good metaphor is that it can be read multiple ways.
 

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