The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[MarkB]

You shouldn't be reading the Monster Manual. Two demerits.

As a player, certainly. That's why I made sure to only read it when I was DMing.

 

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[Mad_Jack]

There needs to be a variant of the Wizard class called the Rules Lawyer, that bends reality to his will.

Wouldn't it be a Warlord, though? Yelling loudly at things until they change is kind of their gig...

In CAR WARS, one of the weapons that came out in a magazine supplement was the Existential Blue Crayon Gun...

It fired paint rounds in a color called Existential Blue, that made your car's armor so depressed that it stopped functioning.

 

[Aeson]

Or a mother that tells you you'll never marry, because you're too something (ugly, fat, etc.) can get the same results.

 

[Mad_Jack]

Or a mother that tells you you'll never marry, because you're too something (ugly, fat, etc.) can get the same results.

I'm not sure taking my character's mother with him on adventures so that she can nag and criticize the bad guys to death is worth having to put up with her for the whole adventure....

 

[Ryujin]

Or a mother that tells you you'll never marry, because you're too something (ugly, fat, etc.) can get the same results.

Bad mothers automatically get Vicious Mockery as a class spell.

 

[Aeson]

I'm not sure taking my character's mother with him on adventures so that she can nag and criticize the bad guys to death is worth having to put up with her for the whole adventure....

Who said it's his choice? She'll plague him like that dude on Andor. I'm surprised she didn't follow him to Ferrix.

 

[trappedslider]

Or a mother that tells you you'll never marry, because you're too something (ugly, fat, etc.) can get the same results.

I was gonna say this but then you posted it

Who said it's his choice? She'll plague him like that dude on Andor. I'm surprised she didn't follow him to Ferrix.

dang it...

 

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