The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Scribe]

A: "I want a Canadian Pizza."
B: "Sure, that wil..."
A: "Remove the Pepperoni, Mushroom, and Bacon, and put on Ham and Pineapple."
B: "That would be a Hawaiian, I'll update your order."
A: "I told you I want a Canadian, are you telling me I cannot have what I want?!"
B: "...."

 

[payn]

A: "I want a Canadian Pizza."
B: "Sure, that wil..."
A: "Remove the Pepperoni, Mushroom, and Bacon, and put on Ham and Pineapple."
B: "That would be a Hawaiian, I'll update your order."
A: "I told you I want a Canadian, are you telling me I cannot have what I want?!"
B: "...."

lol, I remember a story a waiter mentioned about a lady who had garlic allergies. She wanted the garlic bread without the garlic, so the waiter brought out the regular bread. She got made and made a scene because she wanted the "garlic bread" without the garlic. The waiter tried in vain to explain that the regular bread is the garlic bread without garlic, but the diner wouldn't believe it.

 

[Scribe]

She wanted the garlic bread without the garlic, so the waiter brought out the regular bread.

"Your warm buttered toast, ma'am."

 

[MarkB]

lol, I remember a story a waiter mentioned about a lady who had garlic allergies. She wanted the garlic bread without the garlic, so the waiter brought out the regular bread. She got made and made a scene because she wanted the "garlic bread" without the garlic. The waiter tried in vain to explain that the regular bread is the garlic bread without garlic, but the diner wouldn't believe it.

"Your warm buttered toast, ma'am."

I mean, yeah, that's probably what she meant. Toasted like garlic bread, but without the herbs.

 

[billd91]

lol, I remember a story a waiter mentioned about a lady who had garlic allergies. She wanted the garlic bread without the garlic, so the waiter brought out the regular bread. She got made and made a scene because she wanted the "garlic bread" without the garlic. The waiter tried in vain to explain that the regular bread is the garlic bread without garlic, but the diner wouldn't believe it.

Yeah, the internet is full of stories about things like this. For example, the woman who wanted a virgin screwdriver. When asked if she wanted orange juice, she insisted on a virgin screwdriver.

 

[Asisreo]

Yeah, the internet is full of stories about things like this. For example, the woman who wanted a virgin screwdriver. When asked if she wanted orange juice, she insisted on a virgin screwdriver.

Perhaps she wanted a hand tool straight out of the box.

 

[trappedslider]

Yeah, the internet is full of stories about things like this. For example, the woman who wanted a virgin screwdriver. When asked if she wanted orange juice, she insisted on a virgin screwdriver.

could have also meant she wanted OJ with sprite or ginger ale.

 

[CleverNickName]

"If I repeat myself enough, surely Wizards of the Coast will start to agree with me. Right? That's how this works?"

 

[overgeeked]

If you need more than 10 house rules to make a game work the way you want, you're playing the wrong game.

 

[Cadence]

If you need more than 10 house rules to make a game work the way you want, you're playing the wrong game.

I mean, that sounds like a lot less than making one's own from scratch.