The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Cadence]

But, to be fair, it looks like you do like pineapple pizza.

 

[Scribe]

lol every time, its the same guy.

 

[darjr]

I could have used "That train don't pull"

DANGIT!!!

I keep forgetting to use it!

 

[trappedslider]

 

[Aeson]

Or an ungodly mashup of all 3 is more likely. Starts Mission Impossible transitions to Pink Panther ends up Benny Hill.

 

[Jacob Lewis]

If "wizard" is just shorthand for "does The Thing better than everyone else," all classes are actually wizards.

Artificer: gadget wizard
Barbarian: muscle wizard
Bard: music wizard
Cleric: church wizard
Druid: forest wizard
Fighter: sword wizard
Monk: naked wizard
Paladin: smite wizard
Ranger: camp wizard
Rogue: crime wizard
Sorcerer: blood wizard
Warlock: pact wizard
Wizard: book wizard

 

[payn]

Its one thing to assume the worst, but totally another to then just act going forward as you know the worst is true.

 

[overgeeked]

Mission Impossible is the power fantasy the players have in their head. Benny Hill is the swinginess of the dice.

 

[CleverNickName]

Mission Impossible is the power fantasy the players have in their head. Benny Hill is the swinginess of the dice.

In my experience, the Benny Hill theme is always playing on the Bard side of the table. The dice are either a rimshot or an orchestra sting.

 

[CleverNickName]

I want to post "There is nothing wrong with the Wizard" but I think folks would gripe at me for not being Positive^TM.