The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[eyeheartawk]

One of my favorite streamers is known to mix his alcohols with Mountain Dew.

A fellow co-bro?

That's most definitely what's up.

 

[CleverNickName]

In my bartending days, the bar back would sometimes roll his eyes and get really indignant whenever someone would order expensive alcohols mixed into soft drinks and fruit juice. "I can't believe this guy is wasting good Tanqueray by having you mix it with Sprite!" he would say. "Such a waste of good liquor!"

I looked at the situation differently: if this fellow wants to pay me $15 a glass for spiked artificially-flavored lime soda, who am I to argue? He's obviously gonna spend that money somewhere, it might as well go into my till.

Another Patron margarita? Sure thing, sweetheart.

 

[eyeheartawk]

In my bartending days, the bar back would sometimes roll his eyes and get really indignant whenever someone would order expensive alcohols mixed into soft drinks and fruit juice. "I can't believe this guy is wasting good Tanqueray by having you mix it with Sprite!" he would say. "Such a waste of good liquor!"

I looked at the situation differently: if this fellow wants to pay me $15 a glass for spiked artificially-flavored lime soda, who am I to argue? He's obviously gonna spend that money somewhere, it might as well go into my till.

Another Patron margarita? Sure thing, sweetheart.

I used to go out for drinks with a co-worker during work trips and since it was on company dime everybody ordered the good stuff.

Except this man.

He had the same order every time.

Whatever well vodka they had poured into a glass, no ice.

2 fingers of Popov I called it.

 

[payn]

I just got back from the annual boot hockey weekend with my brothers and cousins. A weekend of drinking, hockey, and singing. Anyways, my cousin downs Bulldogs with reckless abandon. Though, watching him make them is pretty gross.

Diet Coke
Whole Milk

 

[prabe]

I just got back from the annual boot hockey weekend with my brothers and cousins. A weekend of drinking, hockey, and singing. Anyways, my cousin downs Bulldogs with reckless abandon. Though, watching him make them is pretty gross.

Diet Coke
Whole Milk

Gah. Something that gross should have alcohol in it.

 

[CleverNickName]

I used to go out for drinks with a co-worker during work trips and since it was on company dime everybody ordered the good stuff.

Except this man.

He had the same order every time.

Whatever well vodka they had poured into a glass, no ice.

2 fingers of Popov I called it.

Replace "whatever vodka they had" with "mid-shelf bourbon," and that's pretty much my drink. Sometimes I'll have it over ice, if the bar has those giant ice cubes, because I like how the flavor changes slowly as the ice melts. But more often than not, I'm having a double Angel's Envy, Blanton's, or Basil Hayden's, neat.

 

[eyeheartawk]

Replace "whatever vodka they had" with "mid-shelf bourbon," and that's pretty much my drink. Sometimes I'll have it over ice, if the bar has those giant ice cubes, because I like how the flavor changes slowly as the ice melts. But more often than not, I'm having a double Angel's Envy, Blanton's, or Basil Hayden's, neat.

Did you collect all the horses for Blanton's?

 

[CleverNickName]

Did you collect all the horses for Blanton's?

No, I've only got a couple of different ones. They're pretty cool, though.

 

[payn]

Replace "whatever vodka they had" with "mid-shelf bourbon," and that's pretty much my drink. Sometimes I'll have it over ice, if the bar has those giant ice cubes, because I like how the flavor changes slowly as the ice melts. But more often than not, I'm having a double Angel's Envy, Blanton's, or Basil Hayden's, neat.

This is a Jib cut everyone should like.

 

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