The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

The only thing that people love more than being told how to play D&D, is being told how they are playing it wrong. So be sure to tell everyone, frequently and creatively, that your way is the best way.

You need more gnomes.

 

[trappedslider]

You need more gnomes.

or Dj gnomie

 

[el-remmen]

New game idea: We should all create ENWorld Forum BINGO cards.

Free space in the middle, then fill all the squares with stuff that people inevitably mention in every single thread, regardless of topic: 4th Edition, bards, pineapple, verisimilitude, house-rules, player agency, gnomes, DM fiat, etc. Could be fun thing to do while watching the usual bad actors spiral into chaos.

It'd be healthier than my original "EN World forum drinking game" idea, anyway. ("Every time someone mentions a different edition of D&D in the 5E D&D forum, take a drink.")

I made one not that long ago and sent it to a few people in this thread. Though for the game to work we'd need more and varied ones. I didn't actually share it here because I wasn't sure if the mods would appreciate it.

 

[el-remmen]

You need more gnomes.

I run humanocentric worlds but have a soft spot for gnomes and lizardfolk (and bullywugs and bugbears, of course).

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

I run humanocentric worlds but have a soft spot for gnomes and lizardfolk (and bullywugs and bugbears, of course).

You will be spared after the revolution.

 

[niklinna]

You will be spared after the revolution.

Someone else has read The Lord of the...Whatever!

 

[Mad_Jack]

From now on all gnomes are tinker gnomes, and automatically come with a sword hand...
Also, all images of gnomes are required to have them wearing steampunk goggles on their foreheads - because those aren't steampunk goggles, those are the infrared sensors that give them darkvision. And wearing a pointed red hat provides the gnome with +1 AC...

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Huh. So you weren't racist and misogynist at all, you were just pretending to be for lulz? That's certainly .... a choice?

 

[trappedslider]

From now on all gnomes are tinker gnomes, and automatically come with a sword hand...
Also, all images of gnomes are required to have them wearing steampunk goggles on their foreheads - because those aren't steampunk goggles, those are the infrared sensors that give them darkvision. And wearing a pointed red hat provides the gnome with +1 AC...

 

[el-remmen]

Huh. So you weren't racist and misogynist at all, you were just pretending to be for lulz? That's certainly .... a choice?

How long does it take until we are what we pretend to be?