The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[CleverNickName]

"I'm the best because I have a magic book!"
"Nuh-uh, I'M the best because I have magic blood!"
"You're both wrong, I'M the best because I have a magic contract!"
"Nuh-uh, I'M the best because I have a magic lute!"
"I"m clearly the best, because I have a magic wrench!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yeah-huh!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yeah-huh!"

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

I'm going to create a new monster - some type of stone golem or something that's made out of animated rock, and has an on-death effect that deals damage in a certain radius and automatically knocks everyone prone...

... So I can say...



"Rocks die, everyone falls."

How many halflings does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Spoiler

Just two, but they have to be REALLY small.

 

[RealAlHazred]

I'm going to create a new monster - some type of stone golem or something that's made out of animated rock, and has an on-death effect that deals damage in a certain radius and automatically knocks everyone prone...

... So I can say...



"Rocks die, everyone falls."

 

[eyeheartawk]

Back when I was like 13 and we would play D&D for like twenty hours straight we used to mix together pitchers of Kool-Aid but instead of water we used Mountain Dew.

I'm honestly surprised I'm still alive.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

"I'm the best because I have a magic book!"
"Nuh-uh, I'M the best because I have magic blood!"
"You're both wrong, I'M the best because I have a magic contract!"
"Nuh-uh, I'M the best because I have a magic lute!"
"I"m clearly the best, because I have a magic wrench!"

At least the band kids have good parties.

 

[Gradine]

I'm going to create a new monster - some type of stone golem or something that's made out of animated rock, and has an on-death effect that deals damage in a certain radius and automatically knocks everyone prone...

... So I can say...



"Rocks die, everyone falls."

 

[overgeeked]

It’s okay to just let other people like things.

 

[trappedslider]

While extremely cool, my superhero needs something more than just a gun that fires badgers at people.

 

[Cadence]

It’s okay to just let other people like things.

I think you might be suffering from temporal distortion and think you're posting in some different time period?

 

[Cadence]

While extremely cool, my superhero needs something more than just a gun that fires badgers at people.

I was trying to come up with something snappy to post here. But all my brain will let me ask is:

"Why?"