The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Old Fezziwig]

There is no way that thread won't turn into a total fustercluck.

Holy cats!

 

[overgeeked]

A: “I’m shooting myself in the foot. I’d like to know how to not shoot myself in the foot. Any suggestions?”

B: ”Don’t shoot yourself in the foot.”

A: “Thanks. But that’s kinda the point. I want to shoot myself in the foot…without shooting myself in the foot. I want to aim and fire a loaded gun at my foot. So I guess my question is how do I Matrix my foot out of the way before the bullet hits my foot.”

B: “You don’t pull the trigger in the first place.”

A: “But I like a challenge.”

 

[MarkB]

A: “I’m shooting myself in the foot. I’d like to know how to not shoot myself in the foot. Any suggestions?”

B: ”Don’t shoot yourself in the foot.”

A: “Thanks. But that’s kinda the point. I want to shoot myself in the foot…without shooting myself in the foot. I want to aim and fire a loaded gun at my foot. So I guess my question is how do I Matrix my foot out of the way before the bullet hits my foot.”

B: “You don’t pull the trigger in the first place.”

A: “But I like a challenge.”

Choose a small caliber weapon. That will give you more times to practice before you run out of foot.

 

[Gradine]

The trick is get trained as an Imperial Stormtrooper

 

[el-remmen]

The smaller the stakes the more entrenched they get in defending their position and are there any stakes smaller than the minutiae of role-playing games?

 

[prabe]

The trick is get trained as an Imperial Stormtrooper

Just do not under any circumstances wear red socks.

 

[Ryujin]

A: “I’m shooting myself in the foot. I’d like to know how to not shoot myself in the foot. Any suggestions?”

B: ”Don’t shoot yourself in the foot.”

A: “Thanks. But that’s kinda the point. I want to shoot myself in the foot…without shooting myself in the foot. I want to aim and fire a loaded gun at my foot. So I guess my question is how do I Matrix my foot out of the way before the bullet hits my foot.”

B: “You don’t pull the trigger in the first place.”

A: “But I like a challenge.”

There is no foot.

 

[prabe]

There is no foot.

Well, you've shot it repeatedly. There's a bloody nub.

 

[Mad_Jack]

Fun Fact: In high school, I actually did repaint a "Stay In Line" sign to say "Stay in School"...

I like messing with peoples' heads in ways that forces them to stop and question what they think they know about the world...

 

[trappedslider]

There is no foot.

that's because it's a meter