The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[niklinna]

If "pineapple on pizza" is a metaphor for personal preferences in D&D, I wonder what "wasp eggs in figs" would be a metaphor for? What would be something unintentional and unpleasant, but you didn't actually mind it until someone called attention to it?

And here all this time I thought it was literally just about pineapple on pizza. I love pineapple on pizza!

And what's unpleasant about wasp eggs in figs, compared to all the other freaky things wasps lay their eggs in (to hatch and consume alive from the inside, sometimes altering their brain chemistry to protect the wasp babies).

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Pro tip-

If someone ever says that Southern Comfort is their favorite drink … run, don’t walk.

 

[trappedslider]

Since the formula changed in 1998, Silly Putty is 23% less silly.

 

[payn]

Pro tip-

If someone ever says that Southern Comfort is their favorite drink … run, don’t walk.

If they say they want to release the Kracken, sprint as fast as you can, don't run.

 

[Mad_Jack]

It's reductionist, but sometimes I see life as one great battle between food and weevil.

 

[overgeeked]

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” —Inigo Montoya

 

[Scribe]

Sir this is a Pizza Hut.

 

[Deset Gled]

If they say they want to release the Kracken, sprint as fast as you can, don't run.

One great thing about drinking Kraken and Coke is the that colors pretty much match. So if your mixing drinks for yourself, you can be drinking straight rum and people won't be able to tell the difference. Well, at least until the glass gets too empty.

 

[payn]

One great thing about drinking Kraken and Coke is the that colors pretty much match. So if your mixing drinks for yourself, you can be drinking straight rum and people won't be able to tell the difference. Well, at least until the glass gets too empty.

...Then you would have to be drinking Kracken.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

...Then you would have to be drinking Kracken.

Unleashing the Kraken is what happens when you have overindulged in drinking the Kraken.