The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Scribe]

For fun, figure out how many of these individuals are currently in daylight savings time or standard time for their given time zone. Throw in some southern hemisphere folks whose daylight savings time works in reverse, and then try to schedule a meeting for all of them.

Thankfully, I'm not the PM. I just said 'I wont be on before 7AM Pacific, figure it out.'

 

[niklinna]

No, a lobster is a claw shrimp.

There are some crabs that have like one tiny claw and one ginormous claw though. Are they half-lobster?

 

[niklinna]

Spotted in the sidebar links while reading another article:

D&D Podcaster Absolutely Hates Playing Dungeons & Dragons - The Only Edition

Liam Niven, a player in the popular Dungeons & Dragons actual play podcast Drinks & Drunks, has announced that after five years of playing the game, he really hates it. “It started out fun, just getting together with some buddies and joking around, despite the problems I had with the system. But...

the-only-edition.com

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Remember-

My preferred Role Playing Game (and edition) cannot fail. It can only be failed.

 

[Evaniel]

Also: is a lobster a two-handed version of a crab?

Ever since they nerfed the previous edition's two-clawed lobster into the current edition's objectively worse one-clawed crab version, I have been posting innumerable (and interminable) threads literally mapping out how this is ruining the community. 2>1!!!! THAT'S TWICE THE ATTACKS, SHEEPLE.

Crabs are objectively weaker than Mermaids, and I'm tired of BIG BUCKET'S intent to ban True Lobsters at everyone's table. Here are several more threads talking about how to make Mermaids weaker. Or Crabs stronger. Or to reintroduce Lobsters? Here's a new version of the Lobster. What was I arguing about again?

 

[Evaniel]

(That was far more time-consuming than it deserved.)

 

[niklinna]

And to think I thought I was the only one who didn't get that the lobster thing was intended as being about two-handed vs. one-handed weapons, rather than dual wielding. OR DIDN'T I? (Sorry, but I didn't want to create an "I didn't comment in another thread other than the 'I didn't comment in another thread' thread" thread.)

 

[Mannahnin]

But then how can I know if I should play a 4e fighter with a mundane bucket of mythical crabs?!?

You're an edition too late! The crab bucket (or snail bag) is a technique to leverage the Cleave or Great Cleave feats in 3rd ed to get piles of extra attacks.

 

[CleverNickName]

YouTube personalities ("influencers," I guess they're called?) have a very strange job. Every day, they log onto social media, figure out what people are yelling about, and then ask themselves "okay, how can I make them yell louder? and involve me?"

 

[darjr]

If I’m being honest being zombie hungry isn’t much different from being normal hungry.