But back to the much more important bagels discussion. A few things in no particular order, and without any necessary connection between them:
I'd never heard of everything bagels until I watched Everything, Everywhere, All At Once.
Capers should be a bit salty. The sweeter the other fillings, the saltier the capers can be.
Do Americans not consider a bagel a sandwich? (I may be mis-reading between the lines here.)
Brie and labneh are excellent on bagels. As is any other soft cheese. (no, don't show me that picture of the maggot cheese again.)
Die Hard is an awesome naughty word movie. (wait, this may not be bagel related.)
I had that Micronauts cruiser and it was great! And not flimsy. And not bagel related.