TwoSix
Everyone's literal second-favorite poster
Heh. I'm not going to get into the weeds of comparing Strixhaven to Shakespeare.I think you are probably amongst those people, and are projecting your own cultural produces onto others. Try telling Shakespeare he can't tell a story about a 14 year old falling in love, getting married, and killing themselves.

As the OP has well demonstrated and continues to demonstrate, it's a terrible book. If you managed to wring some value from it, more power to you. I would think if wanted more social roleplaying and less adventure hack-and-slash across the D&D community, you would be lambasting WotC for not doing a better job at selling that playstyle. This book doesn't even do a good job at selling or communicating that playstyle IF that was its goal.