Joking aside, I've been cooking a lot with bourbon.
- Keep a bottle in the freezer. Use it instead of ice water when you're making pie crust. Not only does the alcohol make the crust more tender (alcohol doesn't bind with gluten), it adds a nice malty, smoky taste to apple, pumpkin, or pecan pies.
Vodka will also do, and won't otherwise change your intended flavors.
Note - pie crust made with alcohol subbing in for some of the water is also significantly softer than regular crust, which can make it a bit challenging to work with.