Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[billd91]

It's a little bit hard to tell from the first few pages of this thread, so I wanted to clarify: is "pineapple on pizza" still a metaphor for psionics in D&D? or is this literally a thread dedicated to actual pineapple on pizza?

Asking for a friend.

Wait, what? I thought it was all about adding cousin Oliver to the Brady Bunch show!

 

[Ryujin]

That's the book example of Lawful Neutral.

LN would always return the cart to the corral, even if they're parked in the first spot in front of the store.

 

[Reynard]

CE would be leaving the cart in the driving lane, but just off center enough to make people think they had a chance to squeeze around when they really don’t. Or worse…rolling the cart into the driving lane, then while it’s still rolling, leave the area.

Suspiciously specific, this...

 

[Scribe]

As with all things, the pineapple is in the eye of the beholder, or something...

 

[Meech17]

There are two types of people in the world-

1. Those who believe pizza is a state of mind, and believe that anything can be a pizza, up to and including a milkshake.
2. Those who believe that pizza is a Platonic ideal, and no shadow on the wall that departs too far from that ideal is allowed to be called pizza.
3. The innumerate.

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Comic by Existential Comics. Source.

 

[payn]

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Comic by Existential Comics. Source.

We are gonna need a lot of repeat posts to whip this thread into proper shape. Cant wait!

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

We are gonna need a lot of repeat posts to whip this thread into proper shape. Cant wait!

In fairness, I probably should have said that we didn't need to reach 30k posts ... today!

 

[TwoSix]

LN would always return the cart to the corral, even if they're parked in the first spot in front of the store.

It's tough to say. Is the cart return a metaphor for altruism, or for respecting civil obligation? And are those two entangled, much like how Lawful and Chaotic often functioned as stand-ins for good and evil in early D&D?

And if we're going to put pineapples on pizza, why not just dump mandarin oranges on from those little plastic cups they give to kids? Why not just make Paddington pizza and dump a heaping pile of marmalade on pizza?

Why does nothing make sense?!?!

 

[Gradine]

What makes pizza so great is that some people can eat it with pineapples if they like while others can eat good pizza