Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Snarf Zagyg]

In my experience the most diruptive players I've had the joy of playing along side were:

1. A necromancy obsessed wizard, who wanted to kill everyone so he could raise them from the dead.
2. A dragon obsessed pyromaniac sorcerer, who wanted to kill everyone by setting them on fire.
3. A gold obsessed rogue, who wanted to kill everyone so he could loot their corpses.

Now that I type that out... I'm noticing trends.

I'm imagining all three in the same party.

1 and 3 would form an alliance, with 3 killing people to take their gold, 1 raising them to get soldiers, and both of them plotting to kill 2 who is burning up all the good corpses and gold with his fire.

 

[Ryujin]

I was worried that when I started my current campaign someone would make a horny bard. Instead I got a elderly, horny, halfling wizard, which was somehow better.. He's dead now though... So...

I've had an idea for a bard in my head for a while now. Not a musician, but rather a journalist. I was originally thinking human, but now I'm leaning more towards gnome.

"I get to write an EPIC?!"

 

[TwoSix]

I'm imagining all three in the same party.

1 and 3 would form an alliance, with 3 killing people to take their gold, 1 raising them to get soldiers, and both of them plotting to kill 2 who is burning up all the good corpses and gold with his fire.

"Together, they fight crime!"

 

[payn]

"I get to write an EPIC?!"

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYTlnamxwbndmNjlxM2U2bGNib2ZuaG95enRuYTJkaHJlZmJvbXI0MCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/7TXvgJOxjr8npWzpQv/giphy.gif

 

[Ryujin]

Because all of the GIF links seem to be overly long, these days, and post as URLs. Wish I could find a way around it.

EDIT - Nevermind. Finally found a fix. I was looking for something far more difficult than it turned out to be.

 

[TwoSix]

Because all of the GIF links seem to be overly long, these days, and post as URLs. Wish I could find a way around it.

 

[Ryujin]

Yup, finally figured it out and corrected the original.

 

[Cadence]

Because all of the GIF links seem to be overly long, these days, and post as URLs. Wish I could find a way around it.

EDIT - Nevermind. Finally found a fix. I was looking for something far more difficult than it turned out to be.

Did it involve pronouncing gif correctly three times in a row?

 

[TwoSix]

Did it involve pronouncing gif correctly three times in a row?

Choosy moms choose gif.

 

[Ryujin]

Did it involve pronouncing gif correctly three times in a row?

You mean NOT the way that the creator of that image format says it?