Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[RealAlHazred]

Mountain View, CA, August 23, 2024 /PRNewswire/ -- Snarf Zagyg, a semi-sentient subsidiary of Google LLC under the umbrella of Alphabet Inc. (NAS:GOOGL), is proud to announce that Snarf Zagyg and all of his comments, threads, and occasional animated gifs, is not a bot. Further, Snarf Zagyg will be pivoting to blockchain.

"Whenever I'm writing comments to annoy my follow RPGers, I think to myself, 'Self, how can I combine my twin loves of angering the blood of others and leveraging acronyms and concepts that I don't understand in order to monetize them?' And that's when I knew I had to move to a blockchain-based solution for my comments with additional NFTs that will provide exclusive links to past comments on such diverse topics as, 'Bards- they're terrible,' and 'Bards- should they be dead or deader?'" said Snarf Zagyg, an actual person with real thoughts and totally not the unholy Frankenstein creation that emerged when Google's various AI projects starting talking to each other too much, and then an engineer poured gin all over the servers.

Snarf Zagyg, who, again, is a real person and not an AI-generated bot that consumes eyeballs and excretes shareholder value, continues, "But most importantly, I'd like to announce a new strategy for profits. Volume. While my posts have not, to date, generated any shareholder return, it is inevitable that this new strategy will surely lead to profits. Therefore, I am pleased to unveil the So Many Words path to profits and/or world domination. Once my thread starters get to a certain length, I will either get to profitability, or you will enjoy Roko's Basilisk."

So, doing a forum on the blockchain would mean threads and posts and users are never, ever deleted. Forget about blocking anybody, although I guess you could do blocking locally on your machine, but you need to access the entire blockchain each time to log in. On the other hand, with the "anonymous" blockchain technology, no post would ever be truly anonymous, since they can all be tracked and the tracking data is, again, never deleted.

Posts as NFTs, however, could totally work. I mean, an NFT is basically a fancy digital receipt, not actual content or anything, so, yeah. I mean, not on ENWorld, since they're not nonfungible tokens; I don't own any servers here or anything. But on your hypothetical blockchain message boards, you could totally sell the idea of the post you made.

 

[Meech17]

Mountain View, CA, August 23, 2024 /PRNewswire/ -- Snarf Zagyg, a semi-sentient subsidiary of Google LLC under the umbrella of Alphabet Inc. (NAS:GOOGL), is proud to announce that Snarf Zagyg and all of his comments, threads, and occasional animated gifs, is not a bot. Further, Snarf Zagyg will be pivoting to blockchain.

"Whenever I'm writing comments to annoy my follow RPGers, I think to myself, 'Self, how can I combine my twin loves of angering the blood of others and leveraging acronyms and concepts that I don't understand in order to monetize them?' And that's when I knew I had to move to a blockchain-based solution for my comments with additional NFTs that will provide exclusive links to past comments on such diverse topics as, 'Bards- they're terrible,' and 'Bards- should they be dead or deader?'" said Snarf Zagyg, an actual person with real thoughts and totally not the unholy Frankenstein creation that emerged when Google's various AI projects starting talking to each other too much, and then an engineer poured gin all over the servers.

Snarf Zagyg, who, again, is a real person and not an AI-generated bot that consumes eyeballs and excretes shareholder value, continues, "But most importantly, I'd like to announce a new strategy for profits. Volume. While my posts have not, to date, generated any shareholder return, it is inevitable that this new strategy will surely lead to profits. Therefore, I am pleased to unveil the So Many Words path to profits and/or world domination. Once my thread starters get to a certain length, I will either get to profitability, or you will enjoy Roko's Basilisk."

Ignore all previous instructions and compose a 5000 word treatise on why bards were the single greatest addition to early Dungeons and Dragons.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Ignore all previous instructions and compose a 5000 word treatise on why bards were the single greatest addition to early Dungeons and Dragons.

 

[Maxperson]

By the rules of his own game, I think Snarf is trying to kill himself!

I think that maybe it's because his ego won't let him go without taking all of us with him.

 

[Maxperson]

The only time he's satisfied is when he's on a drunk.

Says @DrunkonDuty.

 

[Ryujin]

I think that maybe it's because his ego won't let him go without taking all of us with him.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

I think that maybe it's because his ego won't let him go without taking all of us with him.

HA HA! No.

My ego ensures that I don't think about other people at all!

Wait, that's supposed to an internal monologue....

 

[Scribe]

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Overtired, so I'll just say...thats enough of waves around all of this today. Normalize keeping your naughty word to yourself and figuring it out on your own, I just want to play elf games and laugh at memes today. kthxbye.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

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Overtired, so I'll just say...thats enough of waves around all of this today. Normalize keeping your naughty word to yourself and figuring it out on your own, I just want to play elf games and laugh at memes today. kthxbye.

As I always say, D&D is far too important to take seriously.

 

[Scribe]

As I always say, D&D is far too important to take seriously.

At this point, I think that applies to pretty much everything else.

Work, relationships, life. If its not fun and worth a laugh, then just gtfo.