Brad never made it as a fighting man
Brad couldn't cut it as a cleric healing
Can't play a thief without a gameplan
Now he wants to play a class that's unappealing
And this is how Brad reminds me
This is how Brad remind me
Of what Bards really are
This is how Brad reminds me
Of what Bards really are
It's not like Brad to say "Sorry"
Plays a different Bard but the same old story
He plays a class that's godforsaken
Another bad joke and my mind is achin'
And I've been wrong, I've been down
Bards drive me to the bottom of every bottle
These five words in my head
Scream "Is the bard dead yet?"