Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Ryujin]

I'm imagining the original Twin Peaks, but with Agent Cooper as a drac, and slowly sucking out the filling of a jelly donut.

"A damn fine cup of coffee? And these jelly donuts? Almost as good as the real thing...."

Roll sombre music...

 

[Ryujin]

Two packages of ramen, two cans of tuna, a can of mixed vegetables and a can of cream of mushroom soup...
Instant tuna casserole.

I go with Kraft Mac&Cheese, and a can of tuna, chicken, or ham depending on my mood.

 

[Meech17]

Brad never made it as a fighting man
Brad couldn't cut it as a cleric healing
Can't play a thief without a gameplan
Now he wants to play a class that's unappealing

And this is how Brad reminds me
This is how Brad remind me
Of what Bards really are
This is how Brad reminds me
Of what Bards really are

It's not like Brad to say "Sorry"
Plays a different Bard but the same old story
He plays a class that's godforsaken
Another bad joke and my mind is achin'

And I've been wrong, I've been down
Bards drive me to the bottom of every bottle
These five words in my head
Scream "Is the bard dead yet?"

For someone who claims to hate bards so much... You do these parodies quite a lot..

One might begin to wonder if you've multi-classed

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

For someone who claims to hate bards so much... You do these parodies quite a lot..

One might begin to wonder if you've multi-classed

To destroy the enemy, you must understand their depravity. Horror has a face and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends, and the bane of bards.

 

[payn]

 

[billd91]

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mmmmm.... pierogis

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

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Sure.

Handing out "fun size" pierogis.

Back in MY DAY, they used to hand out the FULL SIZE pierogis for Halloween!

I tell ya, go by the pierogi house, the sausage house, and the "unprepared bachelor" house ("Um ... ya wanna can of Pringles?) and you're talking a real meal!

 

[Scribe]

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My dude, its an Elf Game. Touch grass, find Jesus, whatever you want, but pull your head out.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I'm imagining the original Twin Peaks, but with Agent Cooper as a drac, and slowly sucking out the filling of a jelly donut.

"A damn fine cup of coffee? And these jelly donuts? Almost as good as the real thing...."

I was thinking more Criminal Minds meets What We Do In The Shadows, but this also works.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

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My dude, its an Elf Game. Touch grass, find Jesus, whatever you want, but pull your head out.

Some people get so angry about silly things. I get that we are here to discuss our hobby, and take it seriously, but I don't understand the anger?

It's a game. It's supposed to be fun and bring you joy!