Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[MichaelSomething]

So damn tired of having to deal with "WOTC Sux" on every post no matter how minor.

Good news. I am now accepting applications for Enworlders to join my legion of DooDs (Designated Overlords over Dungeons and Dragons). It should be child's play for a group composed of the greatest D&Ders known to humanity to take control of D&D from WOTC and reshape to suit our desires!

 

[trappedslider]

I figured some here would get a kick out of the messages, I got in game

 

[Mad_Jack]

Pineapple juice is the best

And I am unironically drinking pineapple juice right now...

Jesus H. Christ, what the hell happened to that thread.

Don't ask Jesus, He stopped posting and blocked everyone six pages ago...

In other news, man its dark early now, I'm already over winter.

I just had to scrape my windshield for the first time today...

Seasonal depression has hit me in the face with a two by four. It has gotten dark fast.

Tell me about it - I'm a third shifter, and this warm-cold-warm-again weather crap has been killing my arthritis this year as well as making me want to kill Idiot Coworker Jim...

 

[RealAlHazred]

Nah, I got a better solution.

Don't look at me! I got a new drug! One that won't make me sick!

 

[payn]

Don't look at me! I got a new drug! One that won't make me sick!

Who you gonna call?

 

[Warpiglet-7]

So literally every post is about what you don’t like. Every one…unless its drive by snark about what someone else likes.

Are you even having fun with your hobby? If so crack a smile and talk about what you do like my man.

Talk about your favorite character or some sh..t and break it up a little.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Good news. I am now accepting applications for Enworlders to join my legion of DooDs (Designated Overlords over Dungeons and Dragons). It should be child's play for a group composed of the greatest D&Ders known to humanity to take control of D&D from WOTC and reshape to suit our desires!

This…feels…familiar.

 

[Richards]

Are you in the general habit of feeling familiars? I mean, you do you and all, but...wow.

Johnathan

 

[Ryujin]

Are you in the general habit of feeling familiars? i mean, you do you and all, but...wow.

Johnathan

How else would you know if they're ripe?

 

[Warpiglet-7]

Are you in the general habit of feeling familiars? i mean, you do you and all, but...wow.

Johnathan

I don’t know…but my friend has a flying monkey familiar. He usually rides on his shoulders and looks ahead.

My friend is cautious and paranoid and wanted him to face backwards…we asked about the logistics of this and if the monkey wears pants while he presumably was seated on the characters collarbones.

I mean…we were interested in DMs ruling not as friends of decades looking for a reason to mock an over cautious friend but as serious highbrow gamers…of course.