Well, I finally had my colonoscopy yesterday. Thought I'd just chill out today and waste some time on game forums and Reddit.
...thinking I'd rather have another colonoscopy.
On a side note - wow, modern anesthesia is amazing. The only other time I've been put out was when I had some wisdom teeth pulled as a kid, like almost 40 years ago. This time I don't remember anything past the anesthesiologist saying "you'll feel a sting" and when I woke in the recovery room, I was pretty much back to normal, able to get dressed and walk, talk and think normally. With all of the warnings about needing someone to take you home, don't work, etc. I figured I would be out of it for the day. Turned out to be a big nothingburger.