Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?
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Whizbang Dustyboots
Gnometown Hero
No, I want to have pizza. Please stop suggesting otherwise.
But I was thinking of making it small enough to fit in one hand and not have a side caked with tomato sauce or grilled cheese. No, no pepperoni for the toppings; I'm thinking more of grilled or ground meat, with some chopped vegetables, uncooked cheese and sauce on top of that. Obviously, to keep all of this in here, since we're not grilling the cheese to hold it all together, we'll want to fold the crust in two, making it sort of a pocket. We should probably deep fry the crust ahead of time so it'll stay firm.
Stop being weird about this.
I previously had a pizza that had two crusts stacked on top of each other, with all of the fillings between them -- again, no pepperoni -- and a single piece of ungrilled cheese on one of the inner sides of the crusts. That worked out great -- pizza is very flexible. I don't need to try any of the other dishes people keep suggesting that I might like.
But I was thinking of making it small enough to fit in one hand and not have a side caked with tomato sauce or grilled cheese. No, no pepperoni for the toppings; I'm thinking more of grilled or ground meat, with some chopped vegetables, uncooked cheese and sauce on top of that. Obviously, to keep all of this in here, since we're not grilling the cheese to hold it all together, we'll want to fold the crust in two, making it sort of a pocket. We should probably deep fry the crust ahead of time so it'll stay firm.
Stop being weird about this.
I previously had a pizza that had two crusts stacked on top of each other, with all of the fillings between them -- again, no pepperoni -- and a single piece of ungrilled cheese on one of the inner sides of the crusts. That worked out great -- pizza is very flexible. I don't need to try any of the other dishes people keep suggesting that I might like.
overgeeked
Open-World Sandbox
Or my favorite. "I've never actually had pizza, or even seen it, but I have read about it a few times, so clearly I know more about pizza that you do. I don't know whatever this 'pizza chef' is that you claim to be, but clearly you're just making that up because I've read about pizza and what you're saying makes no sense with what vast knowledge I've amassed after my minutes of reading."
Whizbang Dustyboots
Gnometown Hero
This may be the geekiest reference on ENWorld in a very long time. My hat is off to you.
the Jester
Legend
Does anyone know if Snarf Zagyg is gone for good? Last I heard was he was taking a week off, but that was, I think, a month ago now.
overgeeked
Open-World Sandbox
As complete speculation, Snarf probably asked to have his account suspended until further notice. When he wants to come back he’ll contact Morrus and get his account reactivated.
I believe his requested ban ends in Jan.
Mad_Jack
Legend
I wonder - do you think if we snuck into Morrus' office and reinstated Snarf early, would he suddenly show up here in his underwear, or in a bathrobe and slippers with curlers in his hair, maybe in the middle of eating breakfast or something? Or in bed with a bard? Cuz that'd be totally hilarious... 
Unless he shows up naked. That wouldn't be hilarious. At all. No. Definitely not.
Unless he shows up naked. That wouldn't be hilarious. At all. No. Definitely not.
Autumnal
Bruce Baugh, Writer of Fortune
@Whizbang Dustyboots : Since taco pizza exists, so should pizza taco. Nothing weird there.
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