Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Autumnal]

The house I gre up in is well into the evacuation order zone for the Eaton Fire. I hope it doesn’t burn. And ditto for everything around it. Big fires are scary.

 

[Bedrockgames]

Those darn, insufferable pearl cluthers and their clam pizzas!

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In case someone calls me out about pearls and clams, yes, clams can make pearls, but also:

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While I don't like scallop or cod pizza, clam isn't so bad if they are diced and they are shooting for a clam sauce flavor (leaving the shells on seems a little incomprehensible on a pizza though)

 

[Thomas Shey]

The house I gre up in is well into the evacuation order zone for the Eaton Fire. I hope it doesn’t burn. And ditto for everything around it. Big fires are scary.

My oldest gaming friend (who I admittedly don't play with any more, but that's neither hear nor there) had to evac from the Altadena fire last night with his dog.

 

[RealAlHazred]

leaving the shells on seems a little incomprehensible on a pizza though

It's so you get your daily recommended intake of calcium...

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

the internet diminishes me;
the longer I read and watch social media
the more empty I feel but I don't get
the idea that the people feel empty, I feel
that they enjoy the sound from their
mouths.

 

[trappedslider]

 

[Mad_Jack]

IRL:

Yes, I am judging you. I am judging you so hard it should be leaving gavel-shaped dents in your forehead.
You are not interesting - I know interesting people, and you are not one of them. There is no contest to be the special-est snowflake, annoying immature twenty-something child...

P.S. - Not a Wiccan - you just want to dress like a Goth and like rainbows...

 

[Ryujin]

IRL:

Yes, I am judging you. I am judging you so hard it should be leaving gavel-shaped dents in your forehead.
You are not interesting - I know interesting people, and you are not one of them. There is no contest to be the special-est snowflake, annoying immature twenty-something child...

P.S. - Not a Wiccan - you just want to dress like a Goth and like rainbows...

 

[Umbran]

the internet diminishes me;
the longer I read and watch social media
the more empty I feel but I don't get
the idea that the people feel empty, I feel
that they enjoy the sound from their
mouths.

They do feel empty. That's why they enjoy the sound from their mouths. It is popcorn to fill the emptiness...

 

[MichaelSomething]

Considering the character’s origins- as in, what inspired her creation- there won’t be much chamge in subject matter, just explicitness.

You can't find that stuff online now???