Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Dannyalcatraz]

"Jalapeno Express: Someone is Wrong on the Internet."

Jalapeño Express: Everyone is Wrong on the Internet

 

[Mannahnin]

Jalapeño Express: Everyone is Wrong on the Internet

Even if I'm right 99% of the time, mathematically speaking I've still been wrong thousands of times at this point.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Old hotness: Pineapples on pizza are an abomination.
New hotness: Jalapenos on pizza are an abomination.
Future hotness: Salmiak licorice on pizza is an abomination.

Great. Now I am SURE that DEREK!!! is going to order a Pineapple/Jalapeno/Salmiak Licorice Pizza for the next game night. Pairs well with a handle of Mr. Boston's vodka, I'm sure.

No joke, last night I stumbled into a discussion of STRAWBERRIES on pizza…with pictures.

My inner Cthulhu said “I’m out!”

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Well, once your palate has reached the point that whisky tastes like toast and gin and absinthe taste like candy, I suspect that salmiak, hakarl, and durian are your inevitable end points.

 

[Gradine]

Q: Pickled or not?

Always

 

[billd91]

Q: Pickled or not?

I'm not 100% positive, but the chew had me thinking fresh.

 

[Ryujin]

Surströmming - Fermented herring. Finally, something worse than Lutefisk.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Well, once your palate has reached the point that whisky tastes like toast and gin and absinthe taste like candy, I suspect that salmiak, hakarl, and durian are your inevitable end points.

I JUST WANT TO FEEL ALIVE!

 

[prabe]

I JUST WANT TO FEEL ALIVE!

You're a TRPGer, just roll some dice.

 

[payn]

I JUST WANT TO FEEL ALIVE!

Oh, you said feel alive not taste death!