Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Mad_Jack]

O...M...F...G...!!!!

Idiot Coworker Jim is back....

After three months of relative peace and tranquility and lack of stress at work, Idiot Coworker Jim showed up last night.

Wtf?!?

I hate my life.

You don't need to cite your almost certainly imaginary players. Just post your opinions.

I sure as hell hope I'm a figment of my own imagination and not somebody else's...

 

[Umbran]

O...M...F...G...!!!!

Idiot Coworker Jim is back....

....


I sure as hell hope I'm a figment of my own imagination and not somebody else's...

Someone else... like... JIM?

 

[Umbran]

Folks, do remember, if we can tell what you are talking about, you are making this into a thread of passive-aggressive snide side commentary, rather than general statements on the frustrations of internet existence.

That's what got the thread closed last time.

Keep it cool.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

For the next 10 years we are going to be hearing non-stop about 40 pages dedicated to pineapple.

I don’t know. It might get erased from community memory if/when someone chimes in with their experiences eating or being in the vicinity of durian pizza.

 

[Umbran]

durian pizza.

"This is extremely nasty, but we can't prosecute you for that."

 

[RealAlHazred]

You need to have your pizza with durian and escargot! It's what the influencers are eating*!

* Disclaimer: This is actually not true, please don't inflict gastrointestinal distress on yourself due to a poor joke.

 

[Ryujin]

"This is extremely nasty, but we can't prosecute you for that."

You underestimate how disgusting durian is.

 

[Umbran]

You underestimate how disgusting durian is.

Oh, I have experienced durian. Intentionally, even.

But, commentary aside, it is generally safe for human consumption, and so nobody has bothered to make it illegal.

 

[Ryujin]

Oh, I have experienced durian. Intentionally, even.

But, commentary aside, it is generally safe for human consumption, and so nobody has bothered to make it illegal.

Safe. Not advised.

 

[Mad_Jack]

Someone else... like... JIM?

If I'm a figment of Jim's imagination, I'm clearly representational of the wit and clever sense of humor he imagines he has...

Or maybe I'm just the Brad Pitt to the Edward Norton of his one functional brain cell.