Not gonna lie - I am not reading back through all the posts I missed. Because this is the pineapple express. And it's a hootenanny, not homework!
But Snarf* is back from his second sabbatical, and Snarf is rested, relaxed, and ...
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So I will post an essay before the end of the week. Good to see everyone again. For those interested in what I was up to (which barely includes me)- I was on a vacation that I had scheduled last year. I had no idea when I scheduled it how much it would be needed after a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad December and January.**
*Snarf has decided that illeism is Snarf's new rhetorical trademark, because Snarf understands (as did Rickey Henderson, RIP) that illeism makes Snarf sound less pompous. Especially when Snarf keeps Latin'ing up Snarf's comments instead of just using the phrase everyone else knows. Suck it, Shakira. Snarf is going to get sixteen Latin Grammys by kickin' it old school!
**For a lot of people. Mine was ... really bad. But trust me- this isn't a competition. If it was, I would totally let you win.