Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[overgeeked]

You are not obligated to give attention to the willfully obtuse.

It’s like catnip for some.

 

[Scribe]

Do I even want to check my stocks today?

I dont think so...

 

[prabe]

Ya know, I can't tell whether you're really a worst-case scenario, or trolling as a worst-case scenario; either way, you're not worth my time and energy.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Employers, you gotta stop being surprised that parents don't want to move mid-school year. If you want those people, you're going to have to learn to adjust your timetables.

 

[overgeeked]

Employers, you gotta stop being surprised that parents don't want to move mid-school year. If you want those people, you're going to have to learn to adjust your timetables.

You mean people aren’t just mindless automatons that exist solely to make corporations profit? Shock. Gasp. Horror.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

You mean people aren’t just mindless automatons that exist solely to make corporations profit? Shock. Gasp. Horror.

This person was at least nice about it. The last one told me that I could visit my family once a month for several months until they could move up without me. Madness.

 

[overgeeked]

This person was at least nice about it. The last one told me that I could visit my family once a month for several months until they could move up without me. Madness.

Wow. That’s so messed up.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Wow. That’s so messed up.

Yeah, he was admitting more about his personal situation than I think he realized.

 

[Scribe]

Do I even want to check my stocks today?

I dont think so...

Mistakes were made.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Mistakes were made.

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